Bro why is laundry the most exhausting chore? I do laundry for 2 hours and feel like I fought 12 seagulls 😭😂

Let's get married and have kids so instead of relaxing during weeknights we can go to 4 practices and relearn algebra 😂

I'm broke but not like poor broke. am a classy type of broke.

Am broqúe 😭

Nothing is as confusing as life after university I even thought of opening a police station. 🌚

I will be posting telepathically today so
If u think of sth funny that was me
Thank you 🙂

I think my brain got 1GB memory card coz I don't remember shit 😭

Bitches go to the hospital and can't wait to post the bracelet on snap 🙂

Dating has gotten so difficult now, everyone either in situationships, too broken from old things to let go, still stuck on their ex, carrying baggage, being a hoe or married 😂😭

Am loyal but I also know how to run game ...
Lmk what we on 😏

I know I said u r the girl of my dreams baby but I woke up

If she loves food, don't trust her she will go out to eat with anybody

Saw my girl out in public without her makeup, lashes and I walked right past that young man

On some cocky shit am what's best for u

Goodnight 🙂

Not texting back is only ok when I do it. Tf you ignoring me for 🙄

Good morning 🌞