I got a black belt in eating coochie

Imma tongue fu master 😂

Sometimes just being u is the flex
Good night

Me passing someone: u slow

Me being passed: ok speed racer

Not even Bob the builder can fix my sleeping pattern 🤦‍♂

What ?who ? What ex? Idk what u talking about it is 2024

We are back 🙌

How are u mad at me coz the girl u like likes me??!😭

Taking a bra off a small titty women is like getting a birthday card with no money in it 🙂

Up late at night thinking about sth embarrassing I did 4 years ago

Bro why is laundry the most exhausting chore? I do laundry for 2 hours and feel like I fought 12 seagulls 😭😂

Let's get married and have kids so instead of relaxing during weeknights we can go to 4 practices and relearn algebra 😂

I'm broke but not like poor broke. am a classy type of broke.

Am broqúe 😭

Nothing is as confusing as life after university I even thought of opening a police station. 🌚

I will be posting telepathically today so
If u think of sth funny that was me
Thank you 🙂

I think my brain got 1GB memory card coz I don't remember shit 😭

Bitches go to the hospital and can't wait to post the bracelet on snap 🙂

Dating has gotten so difficult now, everyone either in situationships, too broken from old things to let go, still stuck on their ex, carrying baggage, being a hoe or married 😂😭

Am loyal but I also know how to run game ...
Lmk what we on 😏

I know I said u r the girl of my dreams baby but I woke up

If she loves food, don't trust her she will go out to eat with anybody

Saw my girl out in public without her makeup, lashes and I walked right past that young man

On some cocky shit am what's best for u

Goodnight 🙂