😡 GM.

This week WatBird been lookin' at wat coming in Moon Cards. Biiiiiiig updates in the pipeline. Wow. 😍 Devs gonna need a looot of birdseed for energy.

Wat you been doin', fren?

This weekend, WatBird recommending:

🏆 Play Moon Cards tournaments. Soon there gonna be TON NFT tournament, so it gonna help if you not shit...

🙄 Electrocute a strawberry and see if you can make it come to life. My fren Dave say me it possible. If you do this, prove it, tag me and WatBird send you 3 Battle Packs.

🥪 Make nice sandwich. No bird meat though, don't be disgusting.

🎮 Play a game! It never a bad idea. Unless you driving.

🎧 Enjoy WatBird's Tune of the Week and have yourself a great fkn weekend!

sᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ ᴠᴀᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏᴠᴇʀ. 🌴

sᴇᴇ ʏᴏᴜ sᴏᴏɴ. 😡

ᴡᴀᴛ ᴛғ ɪs ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴏɴ!?

Unfortunately, WatBird contractually obliged to promote this new "GAMEE Tribes" TON collectible to frens.

But didn't know they gonna move into my house wen I away. 😒

So. They stickers. They on TON. They animated. There a maaaaassive Telegram Gift prize pool for GAMEE Tribes hodlers.

So go get whitelisted or watever. 😐

ᴍʀs ᴡᴀᴛʙɪʀᴅ ɢᴏᴛ sᴏᴍᴇ ғᴋɴ ǫᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴs ᴛᴏ ᴀɴsᴡᴇʀ... 🤔

🪙 Awesome $WAT news, frens! 🎉

A Nasdaq-listed company called AlphaTON say me they gonna buy up to $1M in WAT from open market. 😍 And also up to $3M in $GMEE...

Maybe this also mean WatBird gonna get free trip to New York to see the "Nasdaq", watever that is.

Hope you listened wen WatBird said you to HODL...? 😡

🪙 ᴛʜᴇ ғᴜᴛᴜʀᴇ ɪs ʏᴇʟʟᴏᴡ. 🪙

🪙 Biiiiiig night, frens.

Much birdseed. 😅

ɢᴍ ғʀᴇɴs!

Happy Friday! ❤️

Y'all been takin' your memecoins to the New York Stock Exchange? 🪙

Oh, sorry.

That just WatBird, right. 😡

💡 WatBird Pro Tip: Don't follow the White Rabbit – wait for him to come to you. 😎

Btw, WatBird just bribe a GAMEE dev with much birdseed – he say me wat the prizes is in Azuki Alley Escape...

ʜᴏʟʏ sʜ*ᴛ.

Frens, top prize is epic. ❤️

😡 Join me in the Alley – this fkn rabbit can't hide forever...

🙏 WatBird thank all frens who came to last night's heist.

At least we tried.

😡 ᴡᴀᴛʙɪʀᴅ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴀʟʟᴇʏ ᴊᴀɪʟ ɴᴏᴛ sᴏ ʙᴀᴅ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ...

It seem that we gonna need to enter tournaments n' stuff to get Red Beans and get our wings on $30K in rewards. 🈲

ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʟᴜᴄᴋ. ❤️

🎄 Merry Watmas!

If you celebrating today, WatBird hope you have a greeeeat fkn time, and that you win all the arguments with your family. 😅

If you don't celebrate (or if you already sick of your family) maybe play a little...? 😎

2026 gonna be good year. 🎉Especially wen AlphaTon buy up to $1M in $WAT from open market. 😡

See ya soon, frens. ❤️