Yemeni: Hello, how is the war over there?

Bahraini officer: We don’t have any war.

Yemeni: How do you not have any war when all day I see “Breaking” news about Bahrain “Breaking: the American base in Bahrain is under attack…”

Bahraini officer: Things are normal, there is nothing at all.

Yemeni: say wallah

Bahraini officer: Yes.

Yemeni: We Yemenis want to help you.

Bahraini officer: Help us from Yemen?!!!! Help yourselves, my brother.

Yemeni: No, we no longer have a war. The war in Bahrain.

Bahraini officer: No, things are fine here.

Yemeni: How can you say things are fine!!

Bahraini officer: Thank you, my brother.

Yemeni: May Allah grant you well-being, in sha Allah and increase the missiles on you both those seen and unseen.

The Bahraini officer ended the call.

“I am pro-US against Iran.”

When asked why,

he replied:

“Because Iran is attacking mosques… inside the American bases in the Gulf.

And striking mosques inside American bases is HARAM and not permissible.”