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Io 🙋🏽♂️se ti lascio questo telefono 📲adesso 🕐e tu mi dai 250 euro 💸 io te li riporto 🔙 domani 📆 te ne do anche 280-300 💸 e tu mi ridai il telefono 📱indietro. Se io 😕 non te li porto, ❌ tu ti tieni il telefono. 🤷🏻♂️📱Mi dai MAXIMO ‼️ uno/due giorni. ⏰ Io adesso esco 🚪di qua punto solo una 1️⃣ cosa: a fare soldi. 💸💵 Perché questo qui, 😢posso dirti una cosa? 💭🙊È il mio cuore 😔❤️che ti sto lasciando. 📵Se io te lo lascio 💔 ti chiedo soltanto una cosa col mio cuore: 🙏🏻❤️ di non accenderlo, ❌🔛di non guardarlo, 🚫👀di non toccarmi niente. ❌👎🏻 Perché se lo accendi, 💡tocchi, 🤳🏻mi guardi qualsiasi cosa, 👀mi incazzo 🤬peggio di tutti. 😡Se le cose mi vanno bene, 😇ti ricompenso ad alto livello. 🔝💶Se vuoi togliere la piccola 🔧per dare il controllo 🪛devi essere sicuro al 100%, 💯perché anche questa pellicola, anche a lei ci tengo. 😞🥰 Nulla, non ti sto a ripetere due volte. ❌2️⃣Ti ricompensavo anche con cento 💶💶euro tra due giorni, 2️⃣se non lo vengo a prendere rimane tuo il telefono, ❗📲è un patto 🤝che stiamo facendo. Non riesci? 🤨Arrivederci 🥱grazie. 👎🏻
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If only dumbass web developers didn't keep bloating shit up with a zillion layers of unnecessary javascript, that CPU would be massive overkill for most purposes
3,000,000,000 cycles per second - think about it. How long does it take you to add two 32-bit integers by hand? Probably at least 5 seconds, right? If you spent the rest of your human life doing nothing else, you could maybe do as many 32 bit operations as that chip could do in 0.2 seconds.
And when this chip has to churn for multiple seconds rendering what should be a simple web page, webshit designers will have the absolute gall to tell you it's your fault for using outdated hardware.
Writing javascript frameworks should be a capital crime
3,000,000,000 cycles per second - think about it. How long does it take you to add two 32-bit integers by hand? Probably at least 5 seconds, right? If you spent the rest of your human life doing nothing else, you could maybe do as many 32 bit operations as that chip could do in 0.2 seconds.
And when this chip has to churn for multiple seconds rendering what should be a simple web page, webshit designers will have the absolute gall to tell you it's your fault for using outdated hardware.
Writing javascript frameworks should be a capital crime