Easy choice for me, the 'small sword'/court sword will have you down before you've had time to blink.

Some trauma never heals

This new age modernist cannot fathom the true appreciation of a real woman.

Even the way he asks who's baby it is after she said she's been with her bloke for five years. 🤦‍♂️

The fact that you're currently alive to see the lies of modern conscription should be enough to wake you up to the lies of the world wars. At least today, they're not allowed to shoot you for it.

How is this for luck..

I'm walking down the road when I see a pigeon hit by a car. Whilst I mournfully watch it in agony, I tried approaching the creature only to see a cat appear from nowhere to tear the poor bugger apart. That's my chi buggered for the rest of the day.

My knees of an evening after having to carry the weight of such brilliance.

One cannot philosophise without proper inspiration..

Have a wonderful day 😎

Calm down girls, it's just a meme 😎

Come on, son, share the wealth!!

Just like anti-#war movements or the foundation of unions, internationalist foreign assets/antifa have completely co-opted support of #Palestine. Controlled groups are stigmatising #Palestinian support as "liberal" whilst actively excluding all native and nationalistic elements.

Have a wonderful day 😎

I rarely share fitness advice or give away where I get my secrets, but today, I'm breaking the mould. Listen and learn ladies and gents..