tonight (but irl)

I made a song about a vampire that drinks cum instead of blood

343 Industries have refused to reveal what Master Chief’s armor does with all the semen it collects from jerking off the space marine.

these are just clips from magical mystery tour, the beatles, yellow submarine, abbey road, and let it be (in that order) with all the artwork and crappy editing done by me. i'm still missing SPLHCB, revolver, rubber soul, help!, beatles for sale, a hard day's…

“you cum fast” tough talk coming from someone who didnt cum at all☠️

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Splatoon 3 splatfest's be like