Forwarded from Acaposting :3 (Aca Baka @acaposting)
Jingle my bells 🔔 you ho ho hoes. It’s Christmas 🎄 Eve and you know what that means, time ⏰ for the jolly fat man 🎅 to stick his Yule LOG 🪵 in your stocking 🧦. Santa made his list 📋 and he checked it twice. He’s going to find out if you’ve been NAUGHTY 😡 or nice 😊 . Have you been a HO-HO-HORNY elf 🧝 or were you a good boy 😛 for daddy Clause? Tonight’s the night that Santa 🎅and his 8️⃣ horny reindeer 🦌land the sleigh 🛷 on you roof 🏠 and CUM 💦down your chimney.
Send this to your 8️⃣ HORNIEST elves 🧝 and get your stocking stuffed with a big long candy cane. Send it to 1️⃣0️⃣ and Santa will give you a WHITE 💦 Christmas 🎄 . Send it to 1️⃣2️⃣ And Santa will let you spend the night with his number one SLUT Mrs. Clause 🤶. Send it to no one and SANTA SLUT will put a hot steaming lump of coal 💩 in your stocking. 🎄🎅🦌🎁
Send this to your 8️⃣ HORNIEST elves 🧝 and get your stocking stuffed with a big long candy cane. Send it to 1️⃣0️⃣ and Santa will give you a WHITE 💦 Christmas 🎄 . Send it to 1️⃣2️⃣ And Santa will let you spend the night with his number one SLUT Mrs. Clause 🤶. Send it to no one and SANTA SLUT will put a hot steaming lump of coal 💩 in your stocking. 🎄🎅🦌🎁