A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body... and yet most men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
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I wasn't drunk
FRIEND: You were so drunk last night...
ME: No I wasn't!
FRIEND: You called a taxi to take you home.
ME: Yes so I will not be involved in an accident.
FRIEND: [SMH] The party was at your house!🤣🤣
FRIEND: You were so drunk last night...
ME: No I wasn't!
FRIEND: You called a taxi to take you home.
ME: Yes so I will not be involved in an accident.
FRIEND: [SMH] The party was at your house!🤣🤣
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At The US Embassy For Visa Interview
OFFICER:Where in the US are u going?
ME:San Jose
OFFICER:It's pronounced as "San Hosey". Letter J is pronounced as H in the US.
ME:Oh, okay
OFFICER:So how long do u plan to be in the US ?
ME:7 months sir, from Hanuary to Huly 🤣🤣 @updateee
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Telegram is like a fridge. Even when u know theres nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.😂💯
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