Hyper-realistic, ultra-detailed macro portrait capturing only the left half of a human face partially submerged underwater. One eye in sharp focus near the far-left edge of the frame. Light rays create dynamic caustic reflections across the skin, emphasizing pores, wet lips, eyelashes, and fine textures with lifelike subsurface scattering. Suspended droplets and air bubbles add depth and motion. Cinematic underwater lighting with soft shadows and crisp highlights enhances the surreal, dreamlike atmosphere. Extremely shallow depth of field, photorealistic rendering, 4:5 aspect ratio.

Use the attached image. A hilarious, extreme 0.5x wide-angle low selfie looking up, ruined by a pet. An enormous fluffy orange cat presses its giant pink nose and whiskers directly against the camera, filling most of the frame in soft blurry detail. Behind the cat, a person from the uploaded image, laughing helplessly. They are sitting inside a warm aesthetic café filled with wooden furniture, hanging plants, pastries, and soft golden afternoon light. Curved perspective, casual slice-of-life, candid moment, high ISO smartphone photography, natural imperfections.

Используй загруженное фото для лица, сохрани все черты точно. КРИТИЧЕСКИ ВАЖНО: сохрани абсолютное сходство лица — форму глаз, разрез век, расстояние между глазами, форму носа, губ, подбородка, скул, бровей. Никаких изменений — ни на 1%. Face identity preservation — top priority. Портрет в стиле Ван Гога — густые рельефные мазки масляной краски видны на всей поверхности, характерная вихревая техника. Лицо написано выразительными синими, жёлтыми и белыми мазками. Одежда простая — синяя куртка или жакет как у персонажей Ван Гога. Фон — знаменитая Звёздная ночь: тёмно-синее небо #1a2a6a с закручивающимися вихрями, жёлтая луна и звёзды #f5d020, кипарисы внизу. Цветовая палитра: ультрамарин #1a2a8a, кобальт #2a4ab0, жёлтый хром #f5d020, охра #c8a030. Живопись масло, холст, рельефная текстура краски, стиль post-impressionism Ван Гога. ПОВТОРНО: черты лица сохранить точно, только стиль живописи меняется.

Generate an image so bad you would never hang it up on your kitchen wall or even your bedroom or bathroom wall.

convert this image into a soft, handcrafted paper-cut layered illustration style, inspired by papercraft diorama aesthetics. Use smooth rounded shapes, simplified cute character proportions, and minimal facial details (dot eyes, blush cheeks) to create a warm, charming look. Apply stacked paper layers with visible depth, subtle shadows between layers, and clean cut edges that resemble laser-cut cardstock.
Add a distinct white outer outline layer surrounding each main character, resembling a thick sticker border or white cut-paper backing, clearly separating the characters from the background. This white layer should feel like an intentional paper layer, not a glow.
Use a pastel color palette with muted blues, greens, and warm neutrals, balanced and calming. Lighting should feel soft, diffused, and even, enhancing the dimensional paper layers without harsh contrast. Textures should appear matte and tactile, like thick art paper or craft foam.
Overall mood: cozy, wholesome, gentle, and storybook-like, with a playful yet polished handcrafted feel suitable for modern illustration, children’s books, or decorative art.