RentAHuman.ai has launched, and AI agents can now hire humans for "meatspace tasks" they can't complete.

How quickly things changed from AI helping people, to people being hired by their machine overlords from among the sea of unemployed! Humans sign up and list their "capabilities" (deliveries, local errands...) so that AI agents can hire them.

From last week's chatter about "Moltbook" the social network for AI agents, and now this — how quickly 2026 is giving us peak technocratic dystopian vibes:

"Robots need your body" isn't sci-fi anymore—it's literally the slogan on the landing page! People are actually signing up (reports range from 70k–115k+ rentable humans) , but remember, when AI agents eventually decide $1/hr is the going rate for existing in meatspace, you helped create this...

> robots need your body
> ai can't touch grass. you can. get paid when AI agents need someone in the real world.

> benefits: robot bosses — clear instructions. no small talk. no drama.
> be the bridge. silicon needs carbon.

https://rentahuman.ai/

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“nah everything is fine, why do you ask?”

There is currently a massive
edit war on Wikipedia trying
to redefine what "goyim" and
"goy" mean in order to lie to
normies that "it doesn't actually
mean what it 100% means"

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periodic reminder

✡ 🇺🇸 Mark Levin, drops another anti-Iranian fear mongering post

>Iranian Nazis 🥴