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Forwarded from Hotel Fahrenheidt
Forwarded from Hotel Fahrenheidt
“A Huguenot on St. Bartholomew’s Day”

The Catholic lover of a French Huguenot is trying to tie a white armband around his left arm, which all true Catholics were supposed to wear. The Huguenot is keeping her from tying it.
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For it is evident how much hypocrisy, ambition, avarice there is in the monasteries, how much ignorance and cruelty among all the unlearned, what vanity in their sermons and in devising continually new means of gaining money. [The more stupid asses the monks are, the more stubborn, furious, bitter, the more venomous asps they are in persecuting the truth and the Word of God.]

While they once were [not jails or everlasting prisons, but] schools for Christian instruction, now they have degenerated, as though from a golden to an iron age, or as the Platonic cube degenerates into bad harmonies, which, Plato says, brings destruction. [Now this precious gold is turned to dross, and the wine to water.]

All the most wealthy monasteries support only an idle crowd, which gluttonizes upon the public alms of the Church. Christ, however, teaches concerning the salt that has lost its savor that it should be cast out and be trodden under foot, Matt. 5:13.

Therefore the monks by such morals are singing their own fate [requiem, and it will soon be over with them].
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This is the best way to handle it, because it’s just embarrassing for the Black and Hispanic.

Hopefully the history of the ‘24 election will have this as the death of their silliness.
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Forwarded from Esoterica Americana
Mexicans Were Born There

 

Let me repeat this for the third time:
"According our Constitution, according to the very first words of our Constitution, anybody who comes here is allowed to do so at the convenience of the 'We the People' who were here in 1789 and 'OUR Posterity.'"
Redford and the Wall Street Journal would go ballistic if our law said that.
But that is EXACTLY what MEXICAN law says!
Mexican law says that "if authorities determine that a foreign resident's presence is INCONVENIENT to Mexico, he must leave."
I put this in the Congressional Record in 1977. Someone else put it in the Congressional Record ten years later. The Congressional Research Service confirmed my translation.
Every country on earth is a nation of immigrants. Nobody EVOLVED in the land they live in. American Indians were immigrants.
Every nation begins by immigration. Every nation is destroyed by immigration.
Every people has the choice of giving their country away or demanding their rights. The World War II Generation, which had no moral courage at all, gave their country away.
Mexicans are not about to give their country away
Joke, satire, or serious, this is pathetic.
📜 Save the Library of Alexandria!

👉 Fundraiser update here.
Forwarded from The Prudentialist
Paul wrote Kinism into Holy Scripture apparently.
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Forwarded from Jon
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Forwarded from Corey J. Mahler (Corey Mahler)
Go to church tomorrow.
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Forwarded from TheCourseOfEmpire
Kinism is fundamentally what all of humanity lived by until the last few decades when only some humans (curiously all in the West) were told it needed to be eschewed for an interracial alternative which certain people claimed was always the norm.
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Looking at the insane infighting happening with AA right now, I can only imagine this a century ago, no other reason than to purely illustrate the word game:

“National Socialism?! No one would ever support that! They’re going to think we’re all a bunch of degenerate communists and Marxists! You’re playing their game! And Nationalism has already been used! If they wanted that, they’d just go to the DNVP!”
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Forwarded from The Titanist
𝐎𝐥𝐝 𝐇𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐖𝐢𝐬𝐝𝐨𝐦

(Some goofy sayings, but a few are wise).

“Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.

Keep skunks, bankers, and politicians at a distance.

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled.

The best sermons are lived, not preached.

If you don't take the time to do it right, you'll find the time to do it twice.

Don't corner something that is meaner than you.

Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you.

It don’t take a very big person to carry a grudge.

You cannot unsay a cruel word.

Every path has a few puddles.

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

Don't be banging your shin on a stool that's not in the way.

Borrowing trouble from the future doesn't deplete the supply.

Most of the stuff people worry about ain’t never gonna happen anyway.

Don’t judge folks by their relatives.

Silence is sometimes the best answer.

Don‘t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t botherin' you none.

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’.

Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

The biggest troublemaker you’ll ever have to deal with watches you from the mirror every mornin’.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Good judgment comes from experience, and most of that comes from bad judgment.

Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back in.

If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.

Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you’ll enjoy it a second time.

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

Most times, it just gets down to common sense.”
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Forwarded from Hotel Fahrenheidt
Catholicism is the Marvel Universe of Christianity
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The Papist fears the WASP
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Forwarded from Bertie Bassett
“It's the Jews”

Extreme: Jews only exist as a victim group and exercise no power.

Sensible Centre: Jews have a responsibility to prevent extremists who speak in their name, such as Jonathan Greenblatt and his ADL group, from eroding our civil liberties.
""Sensible" centrism:

Democracy is a lie
Black people inherently uncivilized
No school for women
Overthrow all extant institutions
Christianity on strictly utilitarian basis
It's the Jews

These are the positions of the silent majority? This framing is highly suspect." - Anglo Ortho
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Forwarded from Leigh Stewy (Leigh)
This case against a UK veteran street preacher ended up settling, but the Crown Prosecutions argument during the court preceding was:

“There are references in the Bible which are simply no longer appropriate in modern society and which would be deemed offensive if stated in public”
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