“The year is 2044. The GOP have tried and failed six times since 2020 to field a president. Every election, even the midterms, starts out with a huge lead for the GOP, yet by the 14th day of elections, that lead always seems to have evaporated. Major media outlets and columnists have taken to calling the GOP the Mirage Party, being as they just can’t seem to escape this effect. What’s strange is that for every election, the initial lead for the GOP becomes much greater, but the increase in voter participation, so we’re told, naturally means that we need more days to count the votes.
The GOP establishment, still led by Mitch McConnell whose life has been sustained by the legalization of open child sacrifice, simply comments, ‘next election, we just need to get more people to the polls in the right places and then we’ll win once again.’”
The GOP establishment, still led by Mitch McConnell whose life has been sustained by the legalization of open child sacrifice, simply comments, ‘next election, we just need to get more people to the polls in the right places and then we’ll win once again.’”
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Forwarded from 𝐙𝖔𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖗𝐖𝖆𝖋𝖋𝖊𝖓
lol, they're even admitting it.
"Don't be suspicious when we dump thousands of votes just for one candidate at the last moment"
"Don't be suspicious when we dump thousands of votes just for one candidate at the last moment"
Forwarded from DF&Co: Whale Wheek 🐳
Hot, soft snickerdoodle is the best cookie in all circumstances btw
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Forwarded from The 45k Mom-and-Pop-ulist [💰> 🥈> 🥇]
Forwarded from Punished Clossington
“Hello, Semiogogue, I’ve had your mom’s hard cookies before and they’re not that good”
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Forwarded from Cringewalker
Imagine the history books. "The coalition of the right wing collapsed election night over an argument about cookies"
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Joking aside, I could absolutely see this in English or Nordic history somewhere
btw, your regime will use this to intensify their measures under the guise that people are angry that we haven’t gone far enough. Normal elections no longer mean angry voters can kick specific people out, so the incentive is gone.
https://t.me/disclosetv/9855
https://t.me/disclosetv/9855
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“Those Black people complainin’ about structural racism aren’t wrong” -the great sage Sandbatch