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Forwarded from Conan
Based Luther again.
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Forwarded from Corey J. Mahler (Corey Mahler)
Ranking for theology use:
1. Greek.
2. German.
3. Latin.
4. Any other European language.
5. A language worth translating (into) for evangelization purposes.
6. Elvish.
7. Klingon.
8. Construct your own.
9. Hebrew.
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Forwarded from 🐙Lovecraft's Cat🐙
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“The year is 2044. The GOP have tried and failed six times since 2020 to field a president. Every election, even the midterms, starts out with a huge lead for the GOP, yet by the 14th day of elections, that lead always seems to have evaporated. Major media outlets and columnists have taken to calling the GOP the Mirage Party, being as they just can’t seem to escape this effect. What’s strange is that for every election, the initial lead for the GOP becomes much greater, but the increase in voter participation, so we’re told, naturally means that we need more days to count the votes.

The GOP establishment, still led by Mitch McConnell whose life has been sustained by the legalization of open child sacrifice, simply comments, ‘next election, we just need to get more people to the polls in the right places and then we’ll win once again.’”
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They think you’re retarded
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lol, they're even admitting it.

"Don't be suspicious when we dump thousands of votes just for one candidate at the last moment"
The best propaganda tells you exactly what will happen but not why
There’s a correct answer and it’s currently losing
Hot, soft snickerdoodle is the best cookie in all circumstances btw
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Seethe harder, the superior German cookie is coming

https://t.me/Semiogogue/4803
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Forwarded from The 45k Mom-and-Pop-ulist [💰> 🥈> 🥇]
soft cookies
Anonymous Poll
78%
based
22%
cringe
Forwarded from Punished Clossington
“Hello, Semiogogue, I’ve had your mom’s hard cookies before and they’re not that good”
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Forwarded from Cringewalker
Imagine the history books. "The coalition of the right wing collapsed election night over an argument about cookies"
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Joking aside, I could absolutely see this in English or Nordic history somewhere
btw, your regime will use this to intensify their measures under the guise that people are angry that we haven’t gone far enough. Normal elections no longer mean angry voters can kick specific people out, so the incentive is gone.

https://t.me/disclosetv/9855
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So, say this works “as intended,” how on earth does it stop??
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“elections don’t exist”

“I deny the 2020 elections”

We are not the same
“Those Black people complainin’ about structural racism aren’t wrong” -the great sage Sandbatch