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Forwarded from Lee
Man, I can't wait for all the nothing that's going down on November 7th.
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This is gonna be good
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Forwarded from Bertie Bassett
They cheated in the 2020 elections, they cheated in Brazil and they are going to cheat again tomorrow. Public sentiment is against them, they know it, they don't care.
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Forwarded from The Prudentialist
More work and news to come, thank you for making today's launch of The Old Glory Club such a success
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Having gingerbread ice cream after launch day.

Today’s gone well.
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Forwarded from Conan
Based Luther again.
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Forwarded from Corey J. Mahler (Corey Mahler)
Ranking for theology use:
1. Greek.
2. German.
3. Latin.
4. Any other European language.
5. A language worth translating (into) for evangelization purposes.
6. Elvish.
7. Klingon.
8. Construct your own.
9. Hebrew.
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Forwarded from 🐙Lovecraft's Cat🐙
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“The year is 2044. The GOP have tried and failed six times since 2020 to field a president. Every election, even the midterms, starts out with a huge lead for the GOP, yet by the 14th day of elections, that lead always seems to have evaporated. Major media outlets and columnists have taken to calling the GOP the Mirage Party, being as they just can’t seem to escape this effect. What’s strange is that for every election, the initial lead for the GOP becomes much greater, but the increase in voter participation, so we’re told, naturally means that we need more days to count the votes.

The GOP establishment, still led by Mitch McConnell whose life has been sustained by the legalization of open child sacrifice, simply comments, ‘next election, we just need to get more people to the polls in the right places and then we’ll win once again.’”
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They think you’re retarded
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lol, they're even admitting it.

"Don't be suspicious when we dump thousands of votes just for one candidate at the last moment"
The best propaganda tells you exactly what will happen but not why