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Let’s check in on the LCMS Lutherans today.

On Reformation Day, they’ve constructed a false dichotomy for themselves where they have to choose between Calvinism or Roman Catholicism.

Why do “Confessional” Lutherans have to choose between these two and not, you know, Lutheranism? Who knows! I certainly don’t. It’s just really weird that after Vatican II, there’s a ton of “Confessional” Lutheran pastors that really want you to know how much they hate Calvinism and prefer Roman Catholicism. These are usually the same guys that hand out condemnations online for racism or antisemitism.
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Forwarded from ST Elegram
Do not make any effort to stay particularly alert to world or local events on November 7th 2022.
Nothing of extraordinary interest is going to happen. The day will not be remembered and will leave no mark whatsoever on human history.
Forwarded from Morgoth's Review
The Chad turnip carver vs the Virgin pumpkin scooper.
Your yearly reminder that turnips are the best vegetable
Forwarded from Patrick Casey
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Forwarded from The Prudentialist
I spent time in El Paso County, Texas, as an elections Judge and Poll Station Worker for 2016, and 2018 election cycles. Prior to covid the policy was very simple, make sure you had people check inside, verifying their ID, Address, and give them a card for operate the machine. No photography or anything like that with usual electioneering rules.

When the polls were done, you verified what was on screen with the paper receipt voter rolls, signed off on every thing for a chain of custody, pack everything up and drive to the courthouse to deliver the results and the machines.

Polls close at 7 PM, you'd have results in hours that same day.

"Democracy" post covid is the ultimate finesse of manipulating procedural results to get a desired outcome. Ballot stuff and harvesting, using delays to adjust vote totals, and making sure an incumbent president like Trump who got roughly ten million more votes than he did in 2016 somehow lose by a vote count that outdid Barack Obama's numbers.
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Forwarded from Pax Tube
I hadn’t seen this excellent documentary before today. Since the release of ‘The Finders’ documents by the FBI in 2019, it’s now uncontroversial fact to say that there were/are active Satanic cults in the US that engage in child rituals/sacrifice. One can declare without any doubt that the “Satanic Panic” wasn’t a ‘panic’, it was a justified reaction to events going on in the US.

https://youtu.be/TCSZ9fsqsu8
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The level of argumentation is just "because we say so, everyone knows it". This is why there is no "convincing them" through dialectic, possibly not even through rhetoric. Civilization is created at the barrel of a rifle.
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Forwarded from Keith Woods
Elon Musk
Anonymous Poll
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Protestants should open the book of James for the first time immediately
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Forwarded from Eric
The book of James is addressed to Christians, telling them how to act like Christians, written by our Lord's own half-brother and head of the first century Jerusalem church.
If you haven't read it, why are you pretending to be Christian?
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“I’m gonna turn FDR into a good guy” - Sandbatch
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Forwarded from The Prudentialist
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Forwarded from The Protestant Resistance Channel (Stuart DiNenno)
Regardless of what form of a government exists in a nation — monarchy, republic, democracy or oligarchy — if the people wickedly trample the Son of God underfoot, then God will see to it that they are punished with wicked rulers.

The only hope for America is large scale repentance and a turning back to Christianity. The voting booth has no power to save it.
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Forwarded from The Prudentialist
Charlemagne debuts the first Substack article for the Old Glory Club. Be sure to subscribe and stay tuned on November 7th.

https://oldgloryclub.substack.com/p/the-next-911
Nixon keeps winning
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Sure, when they ask their pastors for definition and reason, they get agreement and applause all around.

When I ask the same pastors for definition and reason, I get called a racist, blocked, and have pastors threaten to write to my pastor.