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Forwarded from Radical Liberation
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Today we return to our most popular “conservative” LCMS pastor. Our friend faces a dilemma.

On the one hand, he can keep his status as most conservative gatekeeper, constantly staying 30 years behind the leftist march through his own church. This is very popular. The world applauds him any time he attempts to defang, defame, or defrock those actual, unfashionable conservatives to the right of him that would harm his public image. In short, he could just back the current status quo and let things go as they are. Maybe in thirty years he’ll wonder what went wrong as the first female LCMS “pastor” is ordained.

On the other hand, he could surrender his very popular position as the gatekeeper and acknowledge that these anonymous men are anonymous and angry for a reason. Perhaps all of these modern policies in the LCMS and Christianity at large are actually direly harming them when the opposite should be happening. Perhaps these men are having their rightful authority usurped by modernists and progressives. Perhaps, even, their gatekeeping, false-right opponents have facilitated this. Maybe, just maybe, it’s not a competition to be “most based,” but rather this is a series of natural and truthful reactions that are uncomfortable to modern ears. To admit this and do the right thing would lose our friend his vain, egotistical popularity, though.

This is, frankly, quite a disgraceful set of events.

https://t.me/turnipsdigest/397
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Calvin goes hard
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Go check this out
I’ve been locked out of my Twitter account for saying that murderers (abortionists and those that seek one) should be executed.
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I am not recanting
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I am happy that God has seen fit to bless me with many frens
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Forwarded from Eschatologuy
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Sunflower Society Magazine Fall 2022 Edition.pdf
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It has finally arrived! Read it today the FIRST ever edition of the Sunflower Society Magazine! We hope you enjoy it and spread it around! t.me/sunflowersociety
Many thanks to our contributors over at Blood Satellite, Visigoth Aesthetics, The Map Room, and Scattered Roses.
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Evola, the swarthy Sicilian, is a little out of his depth on topics of America and music, which might have to do with the fact he was half the world away from interacting with American culture or American jazz.

https://t.me/BertieBassett4Life/11012
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This is why Luther relied so heavily on him.
Forwarded from Bertie Bassett
After some many hours, I have concluded that Augustine had intense autism.
Are bad nightmares the result of demons?
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Yes
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Maybe the Tory Boys were right about Truss being a good thing. She’s done more to harm the Conservatives than anyone else.
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In the ongoing LCMS saga, I would just like to point something out that was brought to my mind by a post from our good fren Prudentialist.

We got a giant, heartfelt condemnation of Buffalo, because it forwarded the condemnation of “racists”. The shooter was white. He was “racist”. It’s perfectly condemnable because it fit the narrative.

Not one statement was issued by the LCMS condemning the psychopathic Black supremacy displayed in Waukesha. Not one statement was issued by the LCMS commenting on the FBI’s admission that Black Identity Extremism is on the rise.

We had our president sobbing at the feet of George Floyd after his death, but damnable silence for the ensuing riots.

It’s not just the Black supremacists and the state that are in league against the whites. They’re both joined by the churches that either support this or abet it through silence.

https://t.me/Prudentialist/4088
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They try to banish the old, but something new rises…
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Forwarded from Eschatologuy
One of Darrell Brooks’ murder victims was an LCMS member, and Waukesha is the home of the WELS. It is also an area nearly as White as our Synods, which is precisely why the African race warrior Brooks targeted its Christmas celebration for mass slaughter.

https://www.jsonline.com/obituaries/mjs054029
Being as I’m in Oklahoma, I’m getting political advertisements aimed at discrediting our Governor, Kevin Stitt, ahead of the election.

I’m sure there’s a lot wrong with him, but I can’t help but be partial to him being as he prevented the education complex from forcing me to get the vagscene.

That’s enough to make a person popular in these parts, but I didn’t realize the opposition would be running promotional ads for him. I just got told that if he gets re-elected, then he’ll do away with Oklahoman public schools! Fantastic!
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