a snake walks into a bar and the bartender says "how did you do that"

on the train and there's a little girl who is so excited to be on the train

getting off, her dad told her they'd be getting on another train today
"THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!!"

regular people find soulmates
foot fetishists find solemates

first date: eating soap together

Would BotW even run on the Wiiu? With it being a Switch game

stack a bunch of cans in a triangle call that a beeramid

hit the mcgriddy