I'll shoot wheels on the bus with my current brainworm

no i am going round and round

I havent even heard this song in like 3 years but it just got put there

i just saw a dude doing pullups on some construction scaffolding

"hey demo, it's your liver...

...just kidding, it's pauling. if i was your liver i'd just be screaming"

Girls with fevers 🥵

they are showing a 4:3 vhs tape on 16:9 tvs at the court

ok now it's a 16:9 video filmed this century

they just showed the quote "i don't know what a palladium is but i'm sure it's good" in seriousness

lmao this is actually funny, the lady and title cards are interacting

does a suicide attempt count as attempted murder committed by yourself

i lead a life of crime
but not in the respect of committing crimes
crimes are committed against me

my email starts with n and ends with r, leading to this unfortunate situation in my banking app

OH MY GOD IN THE REPLIES IS ONE OF MY CLASSMATES