Sorry for not posting a lot these days, i am busy being so fucking sexy

"i have a question: does anyone want cheese?"
*crowd goes wild*
*he throws two cheese sticks into the crowd and starts shredding*

she was a boy
he was a girl
can i make it any more obvious

B

mood

Leaving a girl with a hickey and putting a joe biden "I did that" sticker pointing to it

you ever get choked out so good it changes your whole view of life?

βß

friendly reminder that tazers are deadly weapons and the reason people think otherwise is because the company and police that use them lie

someone just drove by blasting propane nightmares

i can still hear it

omg a firefly

me when tradeable hhhh is $33

why are items so expensive

door

i have no idea why the doors don't work in 1.19

they're perfectly fine in 1.18

*wheeze*

parents: "kids these days need to go outside"
outside: