i can come over right now

we'll see

my chemistry professor just told us to pray

i had the most bizarre dream last night

osama bin laden came to town and the police and everyone was trying to talk to him but i was like "hey, give me a shot" and i sat down with him and after like a half hour of reasonable conversation i managed to get him to open up and it turns out the motivation for terrorism was that he was trans and had experienced a lot of transphobia. he pulled out his phone and like showed me pictured of him in a skirt and shit, it was bizarre

Yeah that's fuvking weird, go back to bed

Good for him

fuck communism
fuck capitalism
fuck socialism
i'm all about sexism

sex can be exchanged for goods and services

i have made minecraft unusable with one simple trick

bonus points if you can name the font

universal serial bussy

pretty girl on the bus 🥺

cuteeee

HOM^E^DEP^O^T

what is this abomination

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ740mkLrJU wtf are these comments lmfao

damn i'm so hungry from napping all day