mom: "get out on the street x side and walk to the hospital"
me: "which hospital we are in the medical district"
mom: "nvm just go left at street exit x"
me: *goes left to the corner from street exit x*
mom: "where are you"
me: "exactly where you told me to go"
mom: "no i meant street exit y"
me: ???????
me: "which hospital we are in the medical district"
mom: "nvm just go left at street exit x"
me: *goes left to the corner from street exit x*
mom: "where are you"
me: "exactly where you told me to go"
mom: "no i meant street exit y"
me: ???????
zir0zone
i just fuck everything up
tfw you try to give someone a heartfelt complement but end up hurting them deeply, ruining any chance of a friendship with someone who seems nice and enjoyable to be around
Forwarded from United Anarchists
Hammer the nails of his coffin with a drag queens heel & cover it in glitter.