it will get stuck in your head

https://t.me/angrybitchasscunt/3086 that looks nice! also the autogynephilia explanation was helpful, thanks

i opened all the windows in my house, now it's pretty bright :)

it's nice out today

my sister is a shithead today

A man walks into a resort and the first sign he saw reads, “LOOL AREA!!”

He was confused and asks one of the employees about it.

“Yes, we have this tradition here, we replace the first ‘P’ of any word that starts with P with an ‘L’ because the owner hates the words that starts with letter ‘P’."

The man thought this was strange, but as long as there were no other rules, he’d be fine. The man toured the resort and eventually came upon the cafeteria.

There was a sign which read, “Serving Lierogies and Lork tonight.”

Thinking about the food made the man hungry, so he went around looking for food. Strangely, in cafetaria he only found two signs that read; line for breakfast and line for dinner, both of which were closed since it was 12:30 PM.

Confused and hungry, the man approached the employee and asked, “Where’s the lunchline?”

https://redd.it/b9odpf
@r_jokes

TIL MIT, often cited as one of the world’s most prestigious universities, puts almost all of its course materials online for anyone to access for free. http://bit.ly/2Um6U7K

"will the student who keeps putting fueniture in trees please report to the main office" (yes, that's a folding table)

# if you had to feed a dolphin soup, would you spoon feed the dolphin of give them the bowl?

how about a hose

Blind cat gives his favourite pianist a hug every time he hears him play.
https://redd.it/b939cn
@get_happiness

Kitten being a bro
https://redd.it/b9asq6
@get_happiness

So much love..
https://redd.it/b9bup0
@get_happiness

You get a hug, and you get a hug, and YOU get a hug too!
https://redd.it/b9ks2z
@get_happiness