one time when dot was a baby she chewed through my headset cable so i scolded her and put her in her cage-box-thing and now i feel really bad about it

"i have feet in my shoes"

"these boys be scrimpin' on my rock shop"

"'benedict cumberbatch'? i think you mean 'boiling my cock'"

MY TV JUST DIED MID-SHOW

OML

i am extraordinarily depressed

goodnight

hot take: I in lowercase english shouldn't have a dot

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bıll

i love honey nut cheerios but i hate that if you add a comma it becomes a valid sentence