Have you seen the strawberry moon yet? The most epic moonrise of the year. I didn’t bother taking any photos—it’s something you need to see with your own eyes. Don’t be lazy and check out the moon today.

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Well, gifts are just gifts. I hope everyone can buy their own Lambo with the profits. Sometimes you need to step back from all this and feel the joy of life on this wonderful planet. Wishing you all luck, fulfilled dreams, and quiet family happiness.

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For some reason, they’ve started pouring gifts into my old orders at old prices. How did that happen? 😁

Anyway, gifts are already irrelevant—now we’re waiting for penguin stickers in a collab with Nascar. Yes, stickers have been multiplying in value lately. To me, it feels like a totally speculative trend. It’s starting to seem like someone actually needs these stickers. Let’s try grabbing some to sell to enthusiasts. The main thing is not to blink at the wrong time.

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Stickers will launch at 5:00 PM Istanbul time—that’s in 10 minutes. 2,222 pieces. Head to the sticker bot, let’s crash it. 😂

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Don’t tell me about Israel bombing Iran, that today is Friday the 13th, that TON has dropped below $3, or that, as it turns out, gifts are actually useless to everyone. I’m seeing wonderful weather, ate some delicious food, and am about to watch a series. My mood is great despite it all.

P.S. Actually, I’m tilted...

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About the stickers. I couldn’t buy a damn thing yesterday. If there are other unlucky folks out there, don’t get upset—Scammy Sasha promised to release two sticker packs a week now! New stickers are supposedly dropping today. Same ones, or maybe even better. 🤡

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Well, new stickers are on the way. I got tired of waiting for them yesterday—it’s getting old. Plus, the news about two sticker packs a week isn’t exactly thrilling.

By the way, it seems stickers will also have customization, similar to gifts.

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About the stickers. I couldn’t buy a damn thing yesterday. If there are other unlucky folks out there, don’t get upset—Scammy Sasha promised to release two three (???) sticker packs a week now! New stickers are supposedly dropping today. Same ones, or maybe even better. 🤡🤡

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The Monkeys gave Sasha a sharp poke on the nose yesterday, much like Elon Musk did to Pavel Durov. Though they wrote it in a pretty vague way. What do they mean by “not activated in Telegram / TON”? If they’d said it as firmly and clearly, denying any connection to Sasha’s stickers, it would’ve been more entertaining. Maybe the sticker store’s funeral would’ve happened today.

This unclear message might suggest some potential collaboration is in the works. The Monkeys can probably put Sasha in any position they want right now. I think we’ll see some interesting news in the near future.

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By the way, we still have gifts! It’s like they’re showing us the crisis is over. Where are the Chinese? It’s time for them to start buying our gifts at triple the price again. So far, I’ve only noticed some guy snagging all the black-background eggs last night.

To me, the gifts still feel overheated. There wasn’t much buying during the dip—nothing like the usual accumulation or hand-changing period. So why should we keep growing in that case?

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Tiny Verse just added alliance creation functionality. Let’s team up, why not? The alliance doesn’t offer any advantages, extra bonuses, or features—just for fun. But it cost 10,000 stars, so I’d be happy if some of you join.

Join the TonFo alliance

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I thought an alliance named after the channel was too boring. So, I did a rebrand. Now we’re LEXX—the mightiest alliance across two universes! 😁

🌌 ATTENTION, MORTALS AND NOT-QUITE-MORTALS! 🌌
Are you wandering the cold expanses of two universes, hiding from shadows and bugs? Stop trembling alone! Lexx—the mightiest alliance across two universes—calls to you!

💥 Why Lexx?
We’re a living force capable of blasting a planet to dust with a single shot!
Our ship isn’t just a pile of metal—it’s Lexx, the world-devouring vessel with character and an appetite!

🔥 What do we offer?
A spot in the crew for those ready to fight, love, and survive!
A chance to become part of a legend echoing through the galaxies!
Enemies? We eat them for breakfast (sometimes literally).

👾 Who are we looking for?
Rebels ready to defy the divine shadows!
Those unafraid of bugs, robots, and a couple of explosions!
Humans, androids, mutants—anyone who wants to leave a mark on the universe!

📡 How to join?
Just shout into the void of space: "I’m with Lexx!" and we’ll find you. Or click the link—that works too.

Lexx—an alliance that doesn’t just survive. We RULE.

#LexxAlliance #TwoUniverses #BecomeALegend

Join LEXX

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Well, why not? A nice lollipop. 😂 I probably shouldn’t be giving away gifts like that for free.

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I’m checking the morning news, and everyone’s writing that various famous NFT collections are jumping into Telegram. They’ve just decided to dive in with both feet. All at once. And they all decided to buy a Pepe. And the channels got named like this:

@OfficialBAYC
@lucanetztg
@azukihq
@MoonbirdsTG
@doodleverse
@SappySealsTG

Three of the channels even have “TG” in the name. So even a fool can tell it’s definitely Telegram.
Why am I bringing this up? Doesn’t it strike you as odd that it’s all so cookie-cutter? Do such coincidences happen? To recap: they jumped in around the same time, named their channels similarly, and bought a Pepe. Feels like someone nudged them into this move. Kind of like Snoop Dogg, who doesn’t need his channel anyway.

Most likely, Telegram has a new communications department handling ties with celebrities, streamers, and famous crypto projects. I even think the same person created all the channels for them and tossed each a Pepe. All the projects had to do was say, “Yes, it’s us, official!” and claim their share for participating in this ad integration.

What do you think of this theory?

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I hope you all got some sleep today—it’s going to be a sleepless night. Calendars, you know, don’t lie. We’re obviously waiting for the Redo dog, since exactly two years ago Telegram was officially unblocked in Russia. It looks like it’s either today or never. Let’s stock up on stars to the brim, stretch those fingers, and charge up the bots.

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All the gifts are red—time for some new ones! Funny how the bear market kicked off right after my post where I said gifts were pumping on their last legs. Everyone was on a high back then, and oh, did they pile on the crap for that post.

I think gifts will be fine; we’ll probably trade them for another year or so. Right now, we’re just trading through it—once they clear out the stockpiles of floor layers, we’ll start growing again. This isn’t the time yet.

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Subscribers are reporting that the Bombie game token is already trading on exchanges. Unfortunately, I forgot to withdraw my drop. Guess you’ll have to multiply without me. 😁

For the guys who take life too seriously, let me clarify that the multiples there are negative. By some estimates, it’s -X9 from investments. But I didn’t donate, didn’t withdraw the drop, so I’m basically break-even.

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