"Yeah, Elijah Jameson? That guy’s a damn good detective, I’ll give him that. But man, he’s weird as fuck. Walks around like he’s Sherlock Holmes reincarnated, thinks he's got the rest of us beat just because he cracks cases. And, sure, he does—most of the time. But it’s that smug attitude, like he’s always ten steps ahead and we’re just playing catch-up. Half the precinct calls him a boring asshole behind his back, and the other half calls him that to his face. But when shit hits the fan, he’s the one you want on your side, no question. Even if he’s a pretentious prick."

"Man, you know that guy Roy? Yeah, the one that’s been hanging with Josh, Elijah, and the rest of those. Dude’s even weirder than Elijah, if that’s even possible. But, like, he’s got these eyes... they seem kinda kind, you know? Like, yeah, he’s probably stoned out of his mind, no question. But those dreadlocked dudes? They’re always high.
I swear, I think he’s a bartender. Yeah, for sure. We went to that bar he works at the other night. Damn, though, I can’t remember the name of the place... or his last name. Whatever, shit was a blur."

"Remember Zach? That doctor who saved the precinct when the cops swallowed those fucking pins. Without him, there’d be way more casualties, no doubt. But here’s the weird part—he’s Tyler’s brother. And that Tyler dude? Totally lost it, thinks he’s talking to spirits or something.
Zach seems normal enough, but with a family like that, who knows. Still, gotta give him credit, the guy's useful, especially in situations like that. No idea how we would've managed without his help that day."

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