This John Doyle type strategy doesn’t work you just wake up in 5 years totally broke with your balls cut off. Just post the news boy

And he’s fat as fuck if you ever see him irl all of the good pics of him are from five years ago. Now he looks like the girl from willy wonka mid-blueberry transformation

Peter Thiel doesnt like em fat bro hop on reta

Hit up chad champion and buy a gallon of retatrutide so peter thiel can plunge his sweaty cock into your desperate piggy asshole

Notice how Clavicular gets invited to the thiel party and not Aidan Tubson its because you’re FAT AS FUCK!!!! YOU ARE OBESE

What does that even do for anyone anyway. “JD Vance has good messaging!” Thanks for the astute observation genius

It seems as though JD Vance’s whole role is preparing for a 2028 run 🧐

Need your advice on something… need to call you. 🧦

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What the actual fuck is this

Chad Champion will never be Clavicular or Zherka because he is a poser who wants to fit in more than he wants to stand out. He hates this about himself and directs this hatred at actual chads

You Will Never Be A Chad. YWNBAC

Fishback is kind of a framelet but you can’t say he doesn’t pull, the statuspill saved him (just run for governor bro). Rushed bullshit fake marriage is funny and awesome, everyone malding over it is funny