Meet Michael. The Human GPS for Ducks 🦆 He can instantly determine the exact location of every duck. Every single one. Swimming ducks. Walking ducks. Sleeping ducks. Suspicious ducks.

The information floods his brain at all times.

“Three ducks near the fountain.”

“Seven ducks behind the supermarket.”

“One duck has entered a bakery and appears to have no clear objective.”

Unfortunately, his power works only on ducks.

Not criminals. Not missing people. Not his own car keys. Just ducks.

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I forgot May wants it too

BRB BABY

Pecel Bebek? 🦆

May the Professor Autocorrect who can instantly detect every typo in the world.

Every typo. Everywhere. At all times. Her mind is constantly screaming.

“Someone misspelled ‘definitely’!”

“Apostrophe misuse detected!”

“THERE’S A ‘YOUR’ WHERE A ‘YOU’RE SHOULD BE!”

She has never known peace.

Her greatest battle was opening a YouTube comment section. She lost consciousness immediately.

Her catchphrase?

“I can fix her.”

She’s talking about grammar.

HIBLUUUU

Hi! Who wants to spend some time with GG’s houseguest? A lycan, to be precise.

Oh? It seems we have a volunteer. Either Shiloh… or the other houseguest himself, the birthday boy. 👀

Guess we’ll find out soon enough. For now, GG’s housekeeper would like to drop the board first!

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👤 . sophie thatcher @vampyrist

👤 Zara Larsson @statecrush

👤 William Eklund @Eklundt

👤 LIVIA NUNES @ettourdearly

👤 ALYSA LIU @FRIGOUSCIGOUSE

👤 Ryan Gosling + @clichelord

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Additional entries:

1. Jessica Clements + @Clemennts
2. Vittoria Ceretti + @vittoril

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“WHAT OCEAN ANIMAL WOULD YOU BE?”

Curated by @Lycanist during their stay at the Gilded Gliders Grand Manor guesthouse, hosted on @thirdform.
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