Meet Emmet. Prince Yawn.
He can make anyone yawn instantly. Anyone. Anywhere. At any time.
Unfortunately, this includes himself. Especially himself. The moment he uses his power, a chain reaction begins.
“Behold my ultimate attack—”
YAAAAAWN.
The villain yawns. The civilians yawn. The police yawn. The pigeons yawn.
Emmet yawns so hard he forgets what he was talking about.
His most famous battle lasted only 18 seconds. A supervillain threatened to destroy the city with a giant laser cannon. Emmet arrived dramatically and unleashed his strongest attack: THE MEGA YAWN.
Within moments, the villain was napping. The villain’s henchmen were napping. The mayor was napping. The laser cannon operator was napping. Even the giant laser cannon somehow looked sleepy.
The city was saved. Nobody remembers how.
He can make anyone yawn instantly. Anyone. Anywhere. At any time.
Unfortunately, this includes himself. Especially himself. The moment he uses his power, a chain reaction begins.
“Behold my ultimate attack—”
YAAAAAWN.
The villain yawns. The civilians yawn. The police yawn. The pigeons yawn.
Emmet yawns so hard he forgets what he was talking about.
His most famous battle lasted only 18 seconds. A supervillain threatened to destroy the city with a giant laser cannon. Emmet arrived dramatically and unleashed his strongest attack: THE MEGA YAWN.
Within moments, the villain was napping. The villain’s henchmen were napping. The mayor was napping. The laser cannon operator was napping. Even the giant laser cannon somehow looked sleepy.
The city was saved. Nobody remembers how.
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Meet Raven. The Bathroom Oracle. They know exactly how many people have peed anywhere in the world on any given day. Ask them how many people used the restroom in Tokyo before noon? They know. Curious about how many people peed during a football match? They have the numbers. Unfortunately, that’s all they know. They can’t predict the future, solve crimes, or even tell you who those people are. Their power is entirely limited to global urination statistics. Despite this, they insist on dramatically announcing their findings at inappropriate moments, such as weddings, business meetings, and birthday parties. Their catchphrase? “According to my calculations, 4.2 million people have peed since we started this conversation!” 🚽
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Meet Michael. The Human GPS for Ducks 🦆 He can instantly determine the exact location of every duck. Every single one. Swimming ducks. Walking ducks. Sleeping ducks. Suspicious ducks.
The information floods his brain at all times.
“Three ducks near the fountain.”
“Seven ducks behind the supermarket.”
“One duck has entered a bakery and appears to have no clear objective.”
Unfortunately, his power works only on ducks.
Not criminals. Not missing people. Not his own car keys. Just ducks.
The information floods his brain at all times.
“Three ducks near the fountain.”
“Seven ducks behind the supermarket.”
“One duck has entered a bakery and appears to have no clear objective.”
Unfortunately, his power works only on ducks.
Not criminals. Not missing people. Not his own car keys. Just ducks.
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May the Professor Autocorrect who can instantly detect every typo in the world.
Every typo. Everywhere. At all times. Her mind is constantly screaming.
“Someone misspelled ‘definitely’!”
“Apostrophe misuse detected!”
“THERE’S A ‘YOUR’ WHERE A ‘YOU’RE SHOULD BE!”
She has never known peace.
Her greatest battle was opening a YouTube comment section. She lost consciousness immediately.
Her catchphrase?
“I can fix her.”
She’s talking about grammar.
Every typo. Everywhere. At all times. Her mind is constantly screaming.
“Someone misspelled ‘definitely’!”
“Apostrophe misuse detected!”
“THERE’S A ‘YOUR’ WHERE A ‘YOU’RE SHOULD BE!”
She has never known peace.
Her greatest battle was opening a YouTube comment section. She lost consciousness immediately.
Her catchphrase?
“I can fix her.”
She’s talking about grammar.
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in me unfurls a liturgy of stars, anointed by nocturne’s benediction and alvero’s fondness ♡
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Hi! Who wants to spend some time with GG’s houseguest? A lycan, to be precise.
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Oh? It seems we have a volunteer. Either Shiloh… or the other houseguest himself, the birthday boy. 👀
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Guess we’ll find out soon enough. For now, GG’s housekeeper would like to drop the board first!
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“WHAT OCEAN ANIMAL WOULD YOU BE?”
Curated by @Lycanist during their stay at the Gilded Gliders Grand Manor guesthouse, hosted on @thirdform.
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“WHAT OCEAN ANIMAL WOULD YOU BE?”
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