From Paula:
This looks like a complete football team here. I can see it now… A play by play with the sports announcers here.
“Apple Pie” is the center and hikes the ball to “Dinner Rolls” the quarter back… He’s looking for his wide receiver “Butter,” he throws the ball to the wide receiver and he fumbles.
Can you believe it?
Now it becomes a butter ball!
Coach “Stuffing” is crying fowl! Saying “Where is Turkey? …
Oh, but wait; Turkey has been benched. That’s why his jersey is missing.
The team gathers in a huddle. “Mac N’ Cheese” wants a chance to run the ball. But, “Dinner Rolls” says, “Nah, I’m going with “All The Food" He’ll take it and do a double reverse with “Mashed Potato” and “Gravy.”
"Let’s confuse the opposing team." And of course the ball is run all the way to the end zone for the first touch down of the season.
“Pumpkin Pie” and “Sweet Potato” are doing the chicken dance, along with the rest of the team! 🏈
This looks like a complete football team here. I can see it now… A play by play with the sports announcers here.
“Apple Pie” is the center and hikes the ball to “Dinner Rolls” the quarter back… He’s looking for his wide receiver “Butter,” he throws the ball to the wide receiver and he fumbles.
Can you believe it?
Now it becomes a butter ball!
Coach “Stuffing” is crying fowl! Saying “Where is Turkey? …
Oh, but wait; Turkey has been benched. That’s why his jersey is missing.
The team gathers in a huddle. “Mac N’ Cheese” wants a chance to run the ball. But, “Dinner Rolls” says, “Nah, I’m going with “All The Food" He’ll take it and do a double reverse with “Mashed Potato” and “Gravy.”
"Let’s confuse the opposing team." And of course the ball is run all the way to the end zone for the first touch down of the season.
“Pumpkin Pie” and “Sweet Potato” are doing the chicken dance, along with the rest of the team! 🏈
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Forwarded from CallToBattle
This week we will focus on prayers for our President and his cabinet members.
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Forwarded from Shannon Guerra
Some friendly Thanksgiving reminders because I need them, and maybe you do, too:
You don’t have to do it all.
It doesn’t have to be perfect.
You can’t please everyone, and it’s not your job to, anyway.
Trying to impress people is a poor substitute for loving them, and a pretty certain indicator of insecurity. (Ouch. I’m sorry and you’re welcome.)
Let’s serve others tonight and tomorrow instead of striving to impress them.
And let’s honor ourselves by being content with what we can do, satisfied with our own efforts, and inspired to learn more/do better next time. A mistake can be growth, and failure is learning.
In all the things we’re thankful for, we can be thankful for the process, too.
You don’t have to do it all.
It doesn’t have to be perfect.
You can’t please everyone, and it’s not your job to, anyway.
Trying to impress people is a poor substitute for loving them, and a pretty certain indicator of insecurity. (Ouch. I’m sorry and you’re welcome.)
Let’s serve others tonight and tomorrow instead of striving to impress them.
And let’s honor ourselves by being content with what we can do, satisfied with our own efforts, and inspired to learn more/do better next time. A mistake can be growth, and failure is learning.
In all the things we’re thankful for, we can be thankful for the process, too.
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ThinMint
https://x.com/The_HumanFuture/status/1994526214070100014
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The new Chevy Commercial the commentator was posting about.
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