Wow, isn't it just fantastic to have bloatware absolutely everywhere?

I mean, who doesn't love their device being cluttered with useless, self-serving applications that we definitely didn't ask for?
It's truly a gift to have our precious storage space filled to the brim with these delightful apps that we can't uninstall or get rid of!

I wake up every morning, filled with joy, knowing that my device is drowning in bloatware, because what could be more amazing than having a slower, more frustrating user experience? It's truly the epitome of innovation to have these pre-installed, resource-sucking monstrosities ruling our digital lives.

Thank you, tech geniuses, for gracing us with the indispensable presence of bloatware!