Jack Edwards getting called performative is a sign that humanity is truly hitting rock bottom.

Raw. Next question

Holy nostalgia

Double decker? What about double dicker
Oooh

This is what they meant by storms coming at today’s weather broadcast

Calling it my “golden days” is quixotic (my new fav word), these are yellow at best.

If this isn’t sexy then what is? 😛

Telling people I watch glee, and telling close friends why I’m watching it, so everyone knows I’m weird , homosexual, and weirdly homosexual

Shit I find omw home

“That Henry, I love him, you love him, we all love him, but between me and you he’s got a little bit of Jew blood” EXCUSE YOU?

WHY DOES HE DO THIS EVERYTIME