When I say “cross my heart and hope to die” but they reply “welcome to my dark side” instead of “burn my lungs and curse my eyes”💔

Skipping class in the teachers washroom cause my dick is too big for me to walk amongst regular people 😔😛

My goal in life is to have all the books I want and a sunny corner to read them in, please dont ask me what my dream job is🙏

حاضرم هفت بار امتحان ریاضی بدم ولی یک دقیقه دیگه هندسه نخونم

درس از این مزخرف تر نداریم

برای واقعی

داریم دروس عمومی رو فاکتور میگیریم

جدی؟ واقعا چه درسی هست که از هندسه بدتره؟

عجب بابا

فیثاغورث تو بهشت منتظرتونه

عاشقان هندسه

Being a homophobic literature major is like being a Jewish nazi

This is targeted towards bunny

Fuck im so glad they kill that guy

The restaurant/bar scene😭

Brother I’ve been imagining him as a twinkkk