The Indian version of Charlie in The Chocolate Factory is Poojeet and the "chocolate" Ganges River.

I want to see what other people would call the Indian version of Charlie and Choco Factory

Who am I kidding, I'm not trying

Lissen fren, it's better to be a misogynist than to be a man whore on the road to hell

Also don't ever think on becoming a gay gnome because those gay gnomes go to hell too, im sorry to say U_U

mmm Testiscular torsion

(He ate peanuts on it)