Simon was the son of Jonah
Jesus nicknamed him Kephas, meaning "rock"

Tfw the first pope was Simon "The Rock" Johnson

Kamala Harris, Nikki Haley, and Vivek Ramaswamy should form an all Indian caucuses in the vain of groups like the congressional black caucus. They could call it Con Stink. @HateFacts

I love how memes from 2016 election have only aged like fine wine from now on.

Their business is getting fatter