Criticism of Java-style Object Orientation, wrapped nicely into a story about Javaland, the kingdom of nouns
http://steve-yegge.blogspot.de/2006/03/execution-in-kingdom-of-nouns.html
http://steve-yegge.blogspot.de/2006/03/execution-in-kingdom-of-nouns.html
If programming languages were vehicles (suggested by Edgar):
http://crashworks.org/if_programming_languages_were_vehicles/
http://crashworks.org/if_programming_languages_were_vehicles/