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I've said this before, but humor and pop culture are difficult subject matters to convey to a 140,000 plus audience.

If you have to explain a joke, you've already lost the battle.

Occasionally I talk about the culture, movies, public figures, books, songs, and sports.

Yes, I'm aware that 99% of those that have been elevated in the culture are not Christians. Many have very dark and twisted lives.

Nonetheless, I love non-Christians, and people in general. I once could be described as the former, and still hopefully qualify as a person now.

God saved a wretch like me.

The unbeliever is the battlefield of where the Great Commission takes place.

What a line to walk as a Christian...

To be in the world, but not of the world. What a paradox....

So what's my point?

I don't necessarily expect Christian things from those that reject my faith.

Rather, I expect the opposite. And while I've known many a moral person in my life, all who reject Christ are hellbound.

By the same token, I'm a creature that grew up in the trailer park and knows dysfunction well. I was raised on The Replacements, G n R, and the Wu Tang Clan.

I watched every bloody action and horror film that was produced before I had children.

I watched the Denver Broncos play every Sunday.

My attraction to the world before I was Christian was a natural consequence of my fallen condition.

Now the attraction to all of the above has lessened, or in some cases, no longer exists.

In other words, my tastes have changed over the years as God has performed the slow and steady work of sanctifying my character.

I still curse, and grumble, but hopefully less.

I still lose my temper with my children, but hopefully less.

Praise God that He has already accomplished the work of justification in my life through Christ's death, burial, and resurrection.

All this to say, I'm an unemployed traveling audit/canvass salesman trying to figure "it" out.

I try to hold other professing brothers and sisters in Christ accountable, and likewise, submit to the scriptural authority that corrects me when I'm wrong. But I'm no legalist. I'm no Pharisee.

You profess Christ, be Christlike.

Don't be a pharisee.
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I'm a fan of the word "bruh."

Like Abruhham Lincoln.

Or Bruhtherford Hayes.

Or Teddy Bruhsevelt....

Keep em coming in the comments.
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The Bruhfessorโ€™s record
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Bruhick
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Debruh Messing
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Bruhgeddaboudit!!
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Paul Bruhvere
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Variations of "bruh" are allowed. This is still America after all, says the guy at the airport that just received a vigorous TSA massage.

See Broseph Stalin or Guns and Broses.
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Wisdom has clearly passed from generation to generation, revealed by the treasure trove bro-isms below.๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡.

There is still hope.
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Brotastic, bronocop, yoko brono, Napoleon bronaparte, broham, brotato, brochacho....yes I have a teenage son ๐Ÿคฃ
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Napoleon Bronaparte is especially clever.
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Brometheus
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Brohnoccio
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I will stop this madness.

Never in my life have I had a platform like this.

I'm clearly abruhsing it.

Back to the sober posts about elections.

Forgive me.
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I accidentally forwarded the below comment.

Forgive me, I am merely bruhman.
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Is it Istanbro, or Constantibrople?
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I prefer BRome!!๐Ÿคฃ
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People are telling me to bro up! That these posts are childish!
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You are going to want to share this:

Our lineup for the next couple of days has changed. I would love to scorch earth Jovan, but that lying fraud can wait. Tomorrow we need to bring you all the details of the fraud in Wisconsin and Colorado.

Monday morning 9 am MST we will have Timothy Ramthun, State Representative from Wisconsin, who HAS ALL THE PROOF AND HAS PRESENTED IT on. When I mean all the proof, I mean all of it. The people standing in the way are not just Democrats, they are ESTABLISHMENT REPUBLICANS! These pieces of trash do not want truth, they want to hide the truth. Tim will walk us through the resolution and the proof. I will post it here for you to review as well. YOU are not going to want to miss this.

Monday night at 5 pm MST we will have Draza Smith and a surprise guest to review the ABSOLUTE INDISPUTABLE PROOF of the fraud in the DOMINION VOTING MACHINES in Colorado. We will talk about the findings in multiple states and the reality of the theft being IN THE MACHINES. Eric Coomer should tune in.

TUESDAY at 9 am MST we will go through the fraud history of Dominion Voting Machines, ES&S, Smartmatic etc and the people in it, connections to China, Serbia and... Ukraine? There is so much to discuss.

Tuesday at 5 pm we have Ivan Raiklin and he is going to be bringing the receipts... They are all connected. The fraud in PA, and the RINOs and radical left. connected. The fraud in WI and the RINOs and the radical left, connected. This will be revealing and awesome. The infighting did not start till the public opinion got to 59% "we know the election was stolen".

This week will be revealing, this week will set the stage for turning up the gas. We may have a bunch of special segments... stay tuned and TUNE in Monday...
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I travel light and never check bags.

Airports are not my friend. I routinely get stranded, frisked, delayed, and can't be separated from what little I bring along.

At times, this is unfortunate.

My friends know I enjoy cheap bourbon. A gift of non cheap bourbon and Tennessee moon pies was lovingly given.

This is the third time I've gifted bourbon to a complete stranger at an airport because I can't take it along.

Your gift allowed me to be a bourbon angel to a complete stranger, so it was not in vain, but I doubt that was your intention. Unfortunately, I must insist on no more traveling gifts! A prayer and a kind word will do!

I'm happy to report the airport will allow you to travel with moon pies.
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