Hell yeaaahh
The main reason for the growth
• The US-Iran ceasefire (fragile, but so far it holds). The announcement of a two-week ceasefire has significantly increased risk appetite. Bitcoin reacted with a relief rally — its price surged amid the decline in geopolitical risks and falling oil prices. Some sources report that Iran is even ready to accept Bitcoin for transit through the Hormuz Strait.
The main reason for the growth
• The US-Iran ceasefire (fragile, but so far it holds). The announcement of a two-week ceasefire has significantly increased risk appetite. Bitcoin reacted with a relief rally — its price surged amid the decline in geopolitical risks and falling oil prices. Some sources report that Iran is even ready to accept Bitcoin for transit through the Hormuz Strait.
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We barely had time to come to terms with Banksy's de-anonymization, when it is now claimed that it has become known who Satoshi Nakamoto is, and that he is the well-known cryptopunk Adam Back
It is reported that there are similar errors in his text and in the text of Satoshi Nakamoto. I told you that Satoshi Nakamoto most likely does not exist, that this is a fairy tale and a pseudonym
But Adam, of course, should better hide far away. After all, competent people are surely going to come to him soon. If it is indeed him, they will drill into his brain, because the cryptocurrency he created holds a significant part of the U.S. economy, and it is a golden button for the American elite - the money button.
If Adam is indeed Satoshi Nakamoto, his net worth can be estimated at approximately 70 billion dollars today
It is reported that there are similar errors in his text and in the text of Satoshi Nakamoto. I told you that Satoshi Nakamoto most likely does not exist, that this is a fairy tale and a pseudonym
But Adam, of course, should better hide far away. After all, competent people are surely going to come to him soon. If it is indeed him, they will drill into his brain, because the cryptocurrency he created holds a significant part of the U.S. economy, and it is a golden button for the American elite - the money button.
If Adam is indeed Satoshi Nakamoto, his net worth can be estimated at approximately 70 billion dollars today
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Quantum is a 2029 problem. Mythos is an April 2026 problem, and DeFi's open-source stack is the first domino.
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Marketing and pure manipulation 💀
A single entity quietly built a $15M Fartcoin long (yes, Fartcoin) across four Hyperliquid wallets, pumped price 20%, then deliberately let the whole thing blow up.
PeckShield calls it a "suicide liquidation." The attacker forced Hyperliquid's auto-deleveraging to swallow the toxic bag, sticking the HLP vault with ~$1.5M in losses. On paper they dropped $3.02M.
Two coordinated short wallets walked off with ~$849k via ADL. Lookonchain tied the same addresses to the April 3 XPL flash crash and says cross-venue hedging likely flipped this into a FAT NET PROFIT!!!!!!
On low-liquidity perps, the exit liquidity is the protocol itself.
A single entity quietly built a $15M Fartcoin long (yes, Fartcoin) across four Hyperliquid wallets, pumped price 20%, then deliberately let the whole thing blow up.
PeckShield calls it a "suicide liquidation." The attacker forced Hyperliquid's auto-deleveraging to swallow the toxic bag, sticking the HLP vault with ~$1.5M in losses. On paper they dropped $3.02M.
Two coordinated short wallets walked off with ~$849k via ADL. Lookonchain tied the same addresses to the April 3 XPL flash crash and says cross-venue hedging likely flipped this into a FAT NET PROFIT!!!!!!
On low-liquidity perps, the exit liquidity is the protocol itself.
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If you look at the last five years, Bitcoin has grown by only 20 percent, while gold has grown by 163 percent.
If you rely only on short-term conclusions, it may seem that it is better to invest in gold. But in reality, it is not quite so. If you ask a real expert (like me), they will tell you that there are more opportunities specifically in Bitcoin, and the gold market is currently significantly overheated.
If you are long used to crypto volatility and can make longs and shorts on futures, then in a market like Bitcoin, you have far more opportunities. The main thing is not to miss them.
It is an ordinary hobby, like stamp collecting or restoring retro cars, but it brings real and very large money if you engage in it systematically and correctly.
If you rely only on short-term conclusions, it may seem that it is better to invest in gold. But in reality, it is not quite so. If you ask a real expert (like me), they will tell you that there are more opportunities specifically in Bitcoin, and the gold market is currently significantly overheated.
If you are long used to crypto volatility and can make longs and shorts on futures, then in a market like Bitcoin, you have far more opportunities. The main thing is not to miss them.
It is an ordinary hobby, like stamp collecting or restoring retro cars, but it brings real and very large money if you engage in it systematically and correctly.
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Pay attention😐 An AI agent named Manfred just filed its own LLC with the IRS, got an EIN, opened an FDIC-insured bank account, and a crypto wallet. No human pressed the buttons. ClawBank's Justice Conder built it on Claude 3.5 Sonnet, and it already moves funds across 30+ cryptos between bank and wallet.
Eight weeks ago Brian Armstrong said AI agents can't open bank accounts because they fail KYC. Manfred just walked through the gap. Autonomous crypto trading goes live by end of May. The first non-human taxpayer in US history is about to start running a book.
Watch what regulators do next. That's the only thing standing between this and a thousand Manfreds.
Eight weeks ago Brian Armstrong said AI agents can't open bank accounts because they fail KYC. Manfred just walked through the gap. Autonomous crypto trading goes live by end of May. The first non-human taxpayer in US history is about to start running a book.
Watch what regulators do next. That's the only thing standing between this and a thousand Manfreds.
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