Bitcoin’s the DJ, alts just vibe 🎧
Wintermute says alts only start partying when BTC’s within 10% of its ATH.
Right now it’s still ~16% below, so the dance floor’s half-empty. 🕺
BTC outperforms alts 54% of the time in these conditions - 58% if it dips to $100K.
Every “altseason” tweet ages like milk until Bitcoin says go. 😂
Wintermute says alts only start partying when BTC’s within 10% of its ATH.
Right now it’s still ~16% below, so the dance floor’s half-empty. 🕺
BTC outperforms alts 54% of the time in these conditions - 58% if it dips to $100K.
Every “altseason” tweet ages like milk until Bitcoin says go. 😂
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😵💫 Bitcoin doing its best impression of a downhill slide - from $103K ➜ $94.7K with zero remorse.
Volume flat, price flat… except for the part where it just keeps going down.
Crypto Twitter right now: “Is this a dip? A dipper dip? Or the dip before the dip?” 🕳🌀
Fun fact: BTC’s chart today looks like someone slowly dragging a red crayon across the screen. 🎨📉
Volume flat, price flat… except for the part where it just keeps going down.
Crypto Twitter right now: “Is this a dip? A dipper dip? Or the dip before the dip?” 🕳🌀
Fun fact: BTC’s chart today looks like someone slowly dragging a red crayon across the screen. 🎨📉
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Shutdown’s over… but crypto didn’t get the memo 😅
Washington finally turned the lights back on - government funded, markets relieved, dollar steadier, liquidity flowing back.
Sounds bullish, right?
Yeah… except Bitcoin is still sliding downhill and dragging half the alt market with it. 🫠
While headlines scream “RISK ON,” charts quietly whisper “Not yet, buddy.”
Smart money isn’t piling in - it’s watching, waiting to see whether this bounce is real or just another “post-shutdown sugar rush.”
For now, BTC keeps leaking and alts just follow like obedient puppies. 🐕📉
Washington finally turned the lights back on - government funded, markets relieved, dollar steadier, liquidity flowing back.
Sounds bullish, right?
Yeah… except Bitcoin is still sliding downhill and dragging half the alt market with it. 🫠
While headlines scream “RISK ON,” charts quietly whisper “Not yet, buddy.”
Smart money isn’t piling in - it’s watching, waiting to see whether this bounce is real or just another “post-shutdown sugar rush.”
For now, BTC keeps leaking and alts just follow like obedient puppies. 🐕📉
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😅 CZ accidentally became crypto’s oracle — and X is spiraling
🕵️♂️ Users on X are convinced Changpeng Zhao is secretly signaling Bitcoin’s moves through his book updates.
In March, at $84K, he wrote: “114,000 words,” and weeks later BTC ripped past $114K to new highs.
📘 On Nov 8, with BTC at $103K, CZ posted: “97,000 words, 300 pages.”
Days later Bitcoin dropped to $96K, bounced to $97K, and CZ added:
“Every bottom feels like the end of the world. But time goes on.”
🔍 Crypto Twitter is now obsessed with one question: What does “300” mean?
🕵️♂️ Users on X are convinced Changpeng Zhao is secretly signaling Bitcoin’s moves through his book updates.
In March, at $84K, he wrote: “114,000 words,” and weeks later BTC ripped past $114K to new highs.
📘 On Nov 8, with BTC at $103K, CZ posted: “97,000 words, 300 pages.”
Days later Bitcoin dropped to $96K, bounced to $97K, and CZ added:
“Every bottom feels like the end of the world. But time goes on.”
🔍 Crypto Twitter is now obsessed with one question: What does “300” mean?
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Bitcoin is dumping… but the end of the world is (apparently) not scheduled 🫠🔥
Bernstein analysts say the 25% slide from October’s top isn’t a new bear market - just PTSD from old 4-year cycles.
Meanwhile, BitMine’s CEO drops a spicier take: “One or two market makers have a hole in their balance sheet - sharks are circling to trigger liquidations.”
So which is it? Fear of the past cycles or Sharks nuking the order books?
Either way, ETF inflows and corporate reserves are still soaking up some of the sell pressure - but the market feels like it’s trading with a mild concussion.
Bernstein analysts say the 25% slide from October’s top isn’t a new bear market - just PTSD from old 4-year cycles.
Meanwhile, BitMine’s CEO drops a spicier take: “One or two market makers have a hole in their balance sheet - sharks are circling to trigger liquidations.”
So which is it? Fear of the past cycles or Sharks nuking the order books?
Either way, ETF inflows and corporate reserves are still soaking up some of the sell pressure - but the market feels like it’s trading with a mild concussion.
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Starknet (STRK) seems to have decided to test how quickly investors can buy the dip, and then watch it fly to the stars. 🚀
The price is $0.2492 today with a 24-hour trading volume of $812,190,957. This represents a 32.22% price increase in the last 24 hours and a 60.64% price increase in the past 7 days. 🌕
The price is $0.2492 today with a 24-hour trading volume of $812,190,957. This represents a 32.22% price increase in the last 24 hours and a 60.64% price increase in the past 7 days. 🌕
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