Google adds prediction markets to Finance search 🔮
Soon you’ll ask Google: “Will BTC hit $150K in 2025?” - and get real-time odds from Polymarket & Kalshi right in the results.
Both platforms just hit billion-dollar valuations as event trading goes mainstream.
ICE and big institutions are betting on the “wisdom of the crowd.”

Even Google wants in on crypto degens’ favorite game - guessing the future.

Jack Dorsey’s Block pulled in $1.97B in Bitcoin revenue last quarter - that’s almost one-third of its total income.
But the stock? Down over 10% in a day.
Apparently, even making billions off Bitcoin isn’t bullish enough for Wall Street.
Maybe Jack should just rename it to “SquareCoin” and call it DeFi 🤷‍♂️

Polymarket’s “wisdom of the crowd” turns out to be bots talking to themselves 🤖📈

Columbia University researchers found massive wash trading inflating volumes on Polymarket.
Basically, traders were buying and selling to… themselves.
The platform wasn’t behind it - but crypto’s Wild West design sure helped.
Looks like some people really bet on both sides.

💬 Nothing says “decentralized democracy” like 12 wallets arguing with themselves about the next election.

Bitcoin’s the DJ, alts just vibe 🎧
Wintermute says alts only start partying when BTC’s within 10% of its ATH.
Right now it’s still ~16% below, so the dance floor’s half-empty. 🕺
BTC outperforms alts 54% of the time in these conditions - 58% if it dips to $100K.
Every “altseason” tweet ages like milk until Bitcoin says go. 😂

BTC + US shutdown = instant rally 🇺🇸💥
Government reopens → Bitcoin hits $106K
Apparently, markets love functioning governments (who knew?).
Altcoins up too, vibes restored 🕺📈
..but then its price quickly returned to $104K..📉
Those who made it, made it.😁

SOL ETFs are eating good 🍽

10 straight days of inflows. $342M in - even Wall Street can’t resist the Solana memes now.
They call it “high beta,” we call it “SOL up only (until it’s not)”. 🚀

Biotech meets crypto, what could go wrong? 💉💰

Propanc Biopharma just scored $100M to build a crypto treasury while curing cancer.
Investors? Not impressed - shares down 10%.
Crypto + biotech = moonshot squared, but mostly just volatile squared. 🧪📉

Brazil just made stablecoins... foreign exchange?! 🇧🇷💸
New rules say using USDT = FX operation.
Translation: “Congrats, you’re now a bank.” 😂
Crypto firms will need docs, AML checks, and a saint’s patience.
Brazil loves crypto… just not that much.

Dorsey’s coffee costs Bitcoin now ☕️⚡️
Square now lets 4M merchants take BTC payments - no fees till 2027.
So yes, you can pay for your latte and feel like Satoshi.

+Bonus: live map of Bitcoin-friendly shops - aka the “Real World Crypto Mode.” 🌍💳

Spanish crypto influencer goes from pump to prison 🇪🇸🚔

Álvaro Romillo promised 20% returns, delivered handcuffs.
Police found €29M in Singapore.

Moral: when your “club” is called Madeira Invest - maybe it’s not the best investment. 🥴

Hong Kong goes full blockchain banker 💼🌐

“Digitally native” bonds - now in USD, EUR, HKD & CNH.
Issued via Ethereum or Goldman’s private chains.

Crypto bros say: “Finally, TradFi gets it.” TradFi says: “Please stop calling us that.” 😂

😵‍💫 Bitcoin doing its best impression of a downhill slide - from $103K ➜ $94.7K with zero remorse.
Volume flat, price flat… except for the part where it just keeps going down.
Crypto Twitter right now: “Is this a dip? A dipper dip? Or the dip before the dip?” 🕳🌀

Fun fact: BTC’s chart today looks like someone slowly dragging a red crayon across the screen. 🎨📉

Shutdown’s over… but crypto didn’t get the memo 😅

Washington finally turned the lights back on - government funded, markets relieved, dollar steadier, liquidity flowing back.
Sounds bullish, right?

Yeah… except Bitcoin is still sliding downhill and dragging half the alt market with it. 🫠
While headlines scream “RISK ON,” charts quietly whisper “Not yet, buddy.”

Smart money isn’t piling in - it’s watching, waiting to see whether this bounce is real or just another “post-shutdown sugar rush.”
For now, BTC keeps leaking and alts just follow like obedient puppies. 🐕📉

😅 CZ accidentally became crypto’s oracle — and X is spiraling

🕵️‍♂️ Users on X are convinced Changpeng Zhao is secretly signaling Bitcoin’s moves through his book updates.
In March, at $84K, he wrote: “114,000 words,” and weeks later BTC ripped past $114K to new highs.

📘 On Nov 8, with BTC at $103K, CZ posted: “97,000 words, 300 pages.”
Days later Bitcoin dropped to $96K, bounced to $97K, and CZ added:
“Every bottom feels like the end of the world. But time goes on.”

🔍 Crypto Twitter is now obsessed with one question: What does “300” mean?

Vitalik & “DeFi 2.0 but make it boring and real”

🧙‍♂️ Vitalik says DeFi is finally growing up - less casino mode, more “your new global savings account.”
Security up, speculation down, and on-chain yields shaping up to challenge banks. 📉🏦
Next stop: your grandma asking how to bridge to L2. 😂

Upexi goes full defense mode

💼📉 While markets wobble, Upexi fires off a $50M buyback and still holds $319M in Solana.
Corporate treasuries right now: “HODL, but also… maybe we should save ourselves first.” 😅🔒

⚡️💸 Cash App now lets users send stablecoins + pay via Lightning instantly - no BTC needed.
Crypto bros explaining it: “It’s like Venmo, but it slaps harder.” 😂

Bitcoin is dumping… but the end of the world is (apparently) not scheduled 🫠🔥

Bernstein analysts say the 25% slide from October’s top isn’t a new bear market - just PTSD from old 4-year cycles.
Meanwhile, BitMine’s CEO drops a spicier take: “One or two market makers have a hole in their balance sheet - sharks are circling to trigger liquidations.”

So which is it? Fear of the past cycles or Sharks nuking the order books?

Either way, ETF inflows and corporate reserves are still soaking up some of the sell pressure - but the market feels like it’s trading with a mild concussion.

US bankers vs Sony’s stablecoin

🚫🎮 Bank lobby to Sony: “Nice stablecoin idea… now stop.”
ICBA warns Sony’s $1-backed trust could “look too much like deposits.”
Translation: “No fun allowed.” 🏦😤