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A person with a big heart does not need to know everyone by name in order to save them😁
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Maybe it's a global trend?
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Mother Coin up 25% as Iggy Azalea launches Thrust 🚀
Iggy’s not just rapping - she’s building on Solana.
Her new platform “Thrust” wants to clean up the celeb memecoin scene - no more pump & dumps (allegedly 😏).
MOTHER token soared 25%.
Fun fact: Megan Fox might join next. Hollywood’s going on-chain.
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Miami Mayor flexes 300% gains on his Bitcoin salary 💸
Francis Suarez says his BTC paychecks tripled since 2021.
Paid at $30K, sitting on 3× gains - and still not selling.
“Bitcoin is the future,” he smiles, sipping cafecito.😁
Probably the only politician who didn’t rage-quit during bear season.
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who are all these shadowy people?
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Bitcoin today went five-digit mode again - briefly dipped below $100K 😬💀
Crypto Twitter lost its mind for 20 minutes as BTC flirted with $99,324, only to bounce back above $102K like a drama queen that just wanted attention.
Markets called it “healthy volatility.” Traders called it “a heart attack.”
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Google adds prediction markets to Finance search 🔮
Soon you’ll ask Google: “Will BTC hit $150K in 2025?” - and get real-time odds from Polymarket & Kalshi right in the results.
Both platforms just hit billion-dollar valuations as event trading goes mainstream.
ICE and big institutions are betting on the “wisdom of the crowd.”

Even Google wants in on crypto degens’ favorite game - guessing the future.
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Jack Dorsey’s Block pulled in $1.97B in Bitcoin revenue last quarter - that’s almost one-third of its total income.
But the stock? Down over 10% in a day.
Apparently, even making billions off Bitcoin isn’t bullish enough for Wall Street.
Maybe Jack should just rename it to “SquareCoin” and call it DeFi 🤷‍♂️
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Polymarket’s “wisdom of the crowd” turns out to be bots talking to themselves 🤖📈

Columbia University researchers found massive wash trading inflating volumes on Polymarket.
Basically, traders were buying and selling to… themselves.
The platform wasn’t behind it - but crypto’s Wild West design sure helped.
Looks like some people really bet on both sides.

💬 Nothing says “decentralized democracy” like 12 wallets arguing with themselves about the next election.
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Bitcoin’s the DJ, alts just vibe 🎧
Wintermute says alts only start partying when BTC’s within 10% of its ATH.
Right now it’s still ~16% below, so the dance floor’s half-empty. 🕺
BTC outperforms alts 54% of the time in these conditions - 58% if it dips to $100K.
Every “altseason” tweet ages like milk until Bitcoin says go. 😂
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BTC + US shutdown = instant rally 🇺🇸💥
Government reopens → Bitcoin hits $106K
Apparently, markets love functioning governments (who knew?).
Altcoins up too, vibes restored 🕺📈
..but then its price quickly returned to $104K..📉
Those who made it, made it.😁
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SOL ETFs are eating good 🍽

10 straight days of inflows. $342M in - even Wall Street can’t resist the Solana memes now.
They call it “high beta,” we call it “SOL up only (until it’s not)”. 🚀
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Biotech meets crypto, what could go wrong? 💉💰

Propanc Biopharma just scored $100M to build a crypto treasury while curing cancer.
Investors? Not impressed - shares down 10%.
Crypto + biotech = moonshot squared, but mostly just volatile squared. 🧪📉
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Brazil just made stablecoins... foreign exchange?! 🇧🇷💸
New rules say using USDT = FX operation.
Translation: “Congrats, you’re now a bank.” 😂
Crypto firms will need docs, AML checks, and a saint’s patience.
Brazil loves crypto… just not that much.
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Dorsey’s coffee costs Bitcoin now ☕️⚡️
Square now lets 4M merchants take BTC payments - no fees till 2027.
So yes, you can pay for your latte and feel like Satoshi.

+Bonus: live map of Bitcoin-friendly shops - aka the “Real World Crypto Mode.” 🌍💳
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Spanish crypto influencer goes from pump to prison 🇪🇸🚔

Álvaro Romillo promised 20% returns, delivered handcuffs.
Police found €29M in Singapore.

Moral: when your “club” is called Madeira Invest - maybe it’s not the best investment. 🥴
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Hong Kong goes full blockchain banker 💼🌐

“Digitally native” bonds - now in USD, EUR, HKD & CNH.
Issued via Ethereum or Goldman’s private chains.

Crypto bros say: “Finally, TradFi gets it.” TradFi says: “Please stop calling us that.” 😂
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😵‍💫 Bitcoin doing its best impression of a downhill slide - from $103K ➜ $94.7K with zero remorse.
Volume flat, price flat… except for the part where it just keeps going down.
Crypto Twitter right now: “Is this a dip? A dipper dip? Or the dip before the dip?” 🕳🌀

Fun fact: BTC’s chart today looks like someone slowly dragging a red crayon across the screen. 🎨📉
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Shutdown’s over… but crypto didn’t get the memo 😅

Washington finally turned the lights back on - government funded, markets relieved, dollar steadier, liquidity flowing back.
Sounds bullish, right?

Yeah… except Bitcoin is still sliding downhill and dragging half the alt market with it. 🫠
While headlines scream “RISK ON,” charts quietly whisper “Not yet, buddy.”

Smart money isn’t piling in - it’s watching, waiting to see whether this bounce is real or just another “post-shutdown sugar rush.”
For now, BTC keeps leaking and alts just follow like obedient puppies. 🐕📉
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