They just unveiled a 14-foot golden statue of CZ (yes, Binance’s CZ) in D.C.
Cost: $50K.
Feature: the iconic 4-finger “HODL” hand ✋
Funded by four anonymous donors (probably the same four fingers).
And of course — there’s already a memecoin: $CZSTATUE, market cap $577K.
Crypto never misses an opportunity 😆
Cost: $50K.
Feature: the iconic 4-finger “HODL” hand ✋
Funded by four anonymous donors (probably the same four fingers).
And of course — there’s already a memecoin: $CZSTATUE, market cap $577K.
Crypto never misses an opportunity 😆
❤17🔥5🍌1
Garden Finance got gardened 🌸💀
Another day, another hack.
Garden Finance lost $10.8M across multiple chains - and turns out 25% of its volume was already from stolen funds 😬
So the “garden” was actually a laundromat all along. 🧺
Team’s now offering a 10% white-hat bounty, but the exploiter’s already gone multi-chain ninja mode.
Another day, another hack.
Garden Finance lost $10.8M across multiple chains - and turns out 25% of its volume was already from stolen funds 😬
So the “garden” was actually a laundromat all along. 🧺
Team’s now offering a 10% white-hat bounty, but the exploiter’s already gone multi-chain ninja mode.
❤3👀3👍1
Hong Kong opening the crypto floodgates 🇭🇰
Hong Kong’s done playing safe - it’s letting licensed exchanges connect to global order books.
No more sandbox mode.
This means local platforms can finally tap real liquidity instead of trading in a closed bubble.
Basically, Hong Kong just told the world: “We’re open for crypto business again.” 🏦🔥
Hong Kong’s done playing safe - it’s letting licensed exchanges connect to global order books.
No more sandbox mode.
This means local platforms can finally tap real liquidity instead of trading in a closed bubble.
Basically, Hong Kong just told the world: “We’re open for crypto business again.” 🏦🔥
❤13👏1💯1
Prince Andrew’s crypto court drama 👑💸
So apparently, Prince Andrew gave a private Buckingham Palace tour to crypto investors from a failed Bitcoin mining firm.
The company was supposed to pay his ex, Sarah Ferguson, £1.4M - she still got £200K before it all crashed.
Now the BBC says the palace is not amused.
The “House of Windsor” just got a blockchain scandal upgrade. 🏰💀
So apparently, Prince Andrew gave a private Buckingham Palace tour to crypto investors from a failed Bitcoin mining firm.
The company was supposed to pay his ex, Sarah Ferguson, £1.4M - she still got £200K before it all crashed.
Now the BBC says the palace is not amused.
The “House of Windsor” just got a blockchain scandal upgrade. 🏰💀
💯9❤1👍1🍌1
Aussie cops just rage-quit the dark web 👮♂️💥
55 arrests. 800 charges. $37.9M in crypto seized.
Operation Ironside just dropped Phase 3 - the Aussie-FBI collab catching criminals using the ANØM app, a fake encrypted messenger.
Basically: the cops catfished the entire underworld. 🕵️♂️💬
Crypto bros of the dark web: it’s over, mate.
55 arrests. 800 charges. $37.9M in crypto seized.
Operation Ironside just dropped Phase 3 - the Aussie-FBI collab catching criminals using the ANØM app, a fake encrypted messenger.
Basically: the cops catfished the entire underworld. 🕵️♂️💬
Crypto bros of the dark web: it’s over, mate.
❤13
Mother Coin up 25% as Iggy Azalea launches Thrust 🚀
Iggy’s not just rapping - she’s building on Solana.
Her new platform “Thrust” wants to clean up the celeb memecoin scene - no more pump & dumps (allegedly 😏).
MOTHER token soared 25%.
Fun fact: Megan Fox might join next. Hollywood’s going on-chain.
Iggy’s not just rapping - she’s building on Solana.
Her new platform “Thrust” wants to clean up the celeb memecoin scene - no more pump & dumps (allegedly 😏).
MOTHER token soared 25%.
Fun fact: Megan Fox might join next. Hollywood’s going on-chain.
❤12👏2🍌1
Miami Mayor flexes 300% gains on his Bitcoin salary 💸
Francis Suarez says his BTC paychecks tripled since 2021.
Paid at $30K, sitting on 3× gains - and still not selling.
“Bitcoin is the future,” he smiles, sipping cafecito.😁
Probably the only politician who didn’t rage-quit during bear season.
Francis Suarez says his BTC paychecks tripled since 2021.
Paid at $30K, sitting on 3× gains - and still not selling.
“Bitcoin is the future,” he smiles, sipping cafecito.😁
Probably the only politician who didn’t rage-quit during bear season.
❤11👏3🍌3
Bitcoin today went five-digit mode again - briefly dipped below $100K 😬💀
Crypto Twitter lost its mind for 20 minutes as BTC flirted with $99,324, only to bounce back above $102K like a drama queen that just wanted attention.
Markets called it “healthy volatility.” Traders called it “a heart attack.”
Crypto Twitter lost its mind for 20 minutes as BTC flirted with $99,324, only to bounce back above $102K like a drama queen that just wanted attention.
Markets called it “healthy volatility.” Traders called it “a heart attack.”
👀10❤5
Google adds prediction markets to Finance search 🔮
Soon you’ll ask Google: “Will BTC hit $150K in 2025?” - and get real-time odds from Polymarket & Kalshi right in the results.
Both platforms just hit billion-dollar valuations as event trading goes mainstream.
ICE and big institutions are betting on the “wisdom of the crowd.”
Even Google wants in on crypto degens’ favorite game - guessing the future.
Soon you’ll ask Google: “Will BTC hit $150K in 2025?” - and get real-time odds from Polymarket & Kalshi right in the results.
Both platforms just hit billion-dollar valuations as event trading goes mainstream.
ICE and big institutions are betting on the “wisdom of the crowd.”
Even Google wants in on crypto degens’ favorite game - guessing the future.
❤23