When another tweet blew up the market😭

💸✈️ Western Union entering the chat... on-chain!
70M transfers per quarter, now testing stablecoins for faster, cheaper remittances.
Imagine grandma in Peru getting USDC faster than your bank app loads 😂
The blockchain is officially going corporate.

🇮🇳Court to WazirX: “Nice try, but that XRP ain’t yours.”
India just ruled crypto = property, not play money. You can’t use customer bags to patch your hack hole, my dude 💁🏾
Historic move, first real legal recognition of digital assets in India.

Bitwise Solana ETF - 69.5M inflows, baby! 💸
Institutions are officially vibing with Solana again - Bitwise’s new ETF pulled $69.5M on day one 🤯
That’s 6x more than rival SSK.
📉Meanwhile SOL is still down 3%.
Wall Street: “We love Solana revenue.”
Solana: “Cool, can I have price go up now?” 😅

Visa’s adding four new stablecoins on four new blockchains.
They’ve already processed $140B+ in crypto flows.
At this point, Visa isn’t integrating crypto - crypto is integrating Visa. 🧠

They just unveiled a 14-foot golden statue of CZ (yes, Binance’s CZ) in D.C.
Cost: $50K.
Feature: the iconic 4-finger “HODL” hand ✋
Funded by four anonymous donors (probably the same four fingers).
And of course — there’s already a memecoin: $CZSTATUE, market cap $577K.
Crypto never misses an opportunity 😆

Garden Finance got gardened 🌸💀
Another day, another hack.
Garden Finance lost $10.8M across multiple chains - and turns out 25% of its volume was already from stolen funds 😬
So the “garden” was actually a laundromat all along. 🧺
Team’s now offering a 10% white-hat bounty, but the exploiter’s already gone multi-chain ninja mode.

Khabib enters the blockchain octagon 🥊🪙
From UFC to RWA.
Khabib Nurmagomedov is tokenizing his global gym empire on the Mavryk Network.
Soon you’ll be able to own a fraction of a Khabib Gym - instead of getting punched by it. 😅
Real-World Assets meet Real World Knockouts.

🇬🇧UK retail back in the crypto ring 💰
The UK just reopened crypto ETNs to retail after 4+ years 🚀
Now BlackRock and Bitwise are fighting fee wars - down to 0.05%, cheaper than index funds.
Basically: London’s back open for degen business. ☕️📈

Hong Kong opening the crypto floodgates 🇭🇰
Hong Kong’s done playing safe - it’s letting licensed exchanges connect to global order books.
No more sandbox mode.
This means local platforms can finally tap real liquidity instead of trading in a closed bubble.
Basically, Hong Kong just told the world: “We’re open for crypto business again.” 🏦🔥

Crypto fraud seems to run in their family...

Prince Andrew’s crypto court drama 👑💸
So apparently, Prince Andrew gave a private Buckingham Palace tour to crypto investors from a failed Bitcoin mining firm.
The company was supposed to pay his ex, Sarah Ferguson, £1.4M - she still got £200K before it all crashed.
Now the BBC says the palace is not amused.
The “House of Windsor” just got a blockchain scandal upgrade. 🏰💀

Aussie cops just rage-quit the dark web 👮‍♂️💥
55 arrests. 800 charges. $37.9M in crypto seized.
Operation Ironside just dropped Phase 3 - the Aussie-FBI collab catching criminals using the ANØM app, a fake encrypted messenger.
Basically: the cops catfished the entire underworld. 🕵️‍♂️💬
Crypto bros of the dark web: it’s over, mate.

A person with a big heart does not need to know everyone by name in order to save them😁

Maybe it's a global trend?

Mother Coin up 25% as Iggy Azalea launches Thrust 🚀
Iggy’s not just rapping - she’s building on Solana.
Her new platform “Thrust” wants to clean up the celeb memecoin scene - no more pump & dumps (allegedly 😏).
MOTHER token soared 25%.
Fun fact: Megan Fox might join next. Hollywood’s going on-chain.

Miami Mayor flexes 300% gains on his Bitcoin salary 💸
Francis Suarez says his BTC paychecks tripled since 2021.
Paid at $30K, sitting on 3× gains - and still not selling.
“Bitcoin is the future,” he smiles, sipping cafecito.😁
Probably the only politician who didn’t rage-quit during bear season.

who are all these shadowy people?

Bitcoin today went five-digit mode again - briefly dipped below $100K 😬💀
Crypto Twitter lost its mind for 20 minutes as BTC flirted with $99,324, only to bounce back above $102K like a drama queen that just wanted attention.
Markets called it “healthy volatility.” Traders called it “a heart attack.”