📚 CZ turns the hype around meme coins into free schools
The CZ Giggle Academy raised over $1.3 million in donations in just a few hours - mainly through the new $GIGGLE meme coin, with trading commissions going towards maintaining the school.
⚠️ Some say that 90% of the initial funding came from this one coin.
🚸 The academy offers free K-12 education in finance, artificial intelligence, and blockchain, without politics or history. CZ positions it as a supplement to schools, not a replacement.
🌐 If it catches on, we may see such coins become the next trend in memes and early education.
The CZ Giggle Academy raised over $1.3 million in donations in just a few hours - mainly through the new $GIGGLE meme coin, with trading commissions going towards maintaining the school.
⚠️ Some say that 90% of the initial funding came from this one coin.
🚸 The academy offers free K-12 education in finance, artificial intelligence, and blockchain, without politics or history. CZ positions it as a supplement to schools, not a replacement.
🌐 If it catches on, we may see such coins become the next trend in memes and early education.
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🎢 From 10x to -90%: The Meme Coin Standard
🚀 Over the past week, multiple micro-cap memecoins saw insane pumps—some hitting 500%+ intraday gains fueled by influencer hype.
📉 But by the next day, many of those same tokens retraced -60% to -90%, leaving late buyers holding the bag.
🐋 On-chain data shows whales consistently using these rallies to exit, while retail traders are left chasing shadows.
👉 Just a reminder: memecoins remain the ultimate volatility casino—sometimes jackpot, sometimes wipeout.
🚀 Over the past week, multiple micro-cap memecoins saw insane pumps—some hitting 500%+ intraday gains fueled by influencer hype.
📉 But by the next day, many of those same tokens retraced -60% to -90%, leaving late buyers holding the bag.
🐋 On-chain data shows whales consistently using these rallies to exit, while retail traders are left chasing shadows.
👉 Just a reminder: memecoins remain the ultimate volatility casino—sometimes jackpot, sometimes wipeout.
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💸 Machines Got Wallets Now?!
⚡️ Coinbase and Cloudflare just dropped something wild - the x402 protocol, aka “when your robot stops mooching and starts paying rent.”
👉 Instead of websites throwing “Error 402 - Payment Required” at bots, now AI agents can actually pay up on the spot. Think:
🤖 Trading bots tossing coins per data request.
🛒 AI assistants buying your Halloween costume accessories before you even hit checkout.
💾 Crawlers stacking thousands of pages, then getting billed at day’s end like it’s a bar tab.
📊 Fun fact: bots already account for 70% of stablecoin transfers, and the stablecoin market has ballooned from $4B in 2020 to $280B+ today. Basically, the machines are running DeFi behind our backs.
⚡️ Coinbase and Cloudflare just dropped something wild - the x402 protocol, aka “when your robot stops mooching and starts paying rent.”
👉 Instead of websites throwing “Error 402 - Payment Required” at bots, now AI agents can actually pay up on the spot. Think:
🤖 Trading bots tossing coins per data request.
🛒 AI assistants buying your Halloween costume accessories before you even hit checkout.
💾 Crawlers stacking thousands of pages, then getting billed at day’s end like it’s a bar tab.
📊 Fun fact: bots already account for 70% of stablecoin transfers, and the stablecoin market has ballooned from $4B in 2020 to $280B+ today. Basically, the machines are running DeFi behind our backs.
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💶 Europe Says: “We Want Our Own Stablecoin!”
🤣 Forget USDT – nine European banks just decided to cook up their own euro-backed stablecoin, sett to launch in 2026. UniCredit, ING, DekaBank, and friends are basically saying: “We’re tired of asking Tether for lunch money.”
📊 Right now, euro stablecoins = pocket change ($637M). USD stablecoins = swimming pool full of cash ($173B). But experts think euro coins could moon to €1 trillion someday.
⚡️ Translation: Europe’s finally bringing its own coin to the stablecoin party – fashionably late, but dressed in MiCA compliance.
🤣 Forget USDT – nine European banks just decided to cook up their own euro-backed stablecoin, sett to launch in 2026. UniCredit, ING, DekaBank, and friends are basically saying: “We’re tired of asking Tether for lunch money.”
📊 Right now, euro stablecoins = pocket change ($637M). USD stablecoins = swimming pool full of cash ($173B). But experts think euro coins could moon to €1 trillion someday.
⚡️ Translation: Europe’s finally bringing its own coin to the stablecoin party – fashionably late, but dressed in MiCA compliance.
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🚫💴 Fake Yuan Stablecoin? HK Says Nope!
👀 Twitter was buzzing with rumors that Hong Kong secretly dropped the world’s first offshore yuan stablecoin.
🙅 HKMA came in like: “Chill guys, that’s fake news. Nobody’s minting yuan coins here.”
⚖️ New rules = no license, no coin. And spreading hype about phantom coins? That’s now literally illegal.
So yeah, no surprise yuan coin for your bags just yet. But hey – with HK tightening the stablecoin leash, maybe they’re just setting the stage for a CBDC mic drop later.
👀 Twitter was buzzing with rumors that Hong Kong secretly dropped the world’s first offshore yuan stablecoin.
🙅 HKMA came in like: “Chill guys, that’s fake news. Nobody’s minting yuan coins here.”
⚖️ New rules = no license, no coin. And spreading hype about phantom coins? That’s now literally illegal.
So yeah, no surprise yuan coin for your bags just yet. But hey – with HK tightening the stablecoin leash, maybe they’re just setting the stage for a CBDC mic drop later.
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💰 Curve DAO drops $60M bag on new Egorov project
🪙 DAO just signed off on $60M in crvUSD for Yield Basis, Egorov’s new shiny toy.
🤔 Some members screamed “risk! tokenomics! what if it gets hacked?!”
🛡 Egorov replied: “Relax, we’ve had 6 audits and a panic button. We’re good.”
🚀 Plan: three Bitcoin pools, no impermanent loss (at least that’s the sales pitch).
😁So yeah… Curve is basically YOLO’ing its own credit line into its founder’s project. What could possibly go wrong?
🪙 DAO just signed off on $60M in crvUSD for Yield Basis, Egorov’s new shiny toy.
🤔 Some members screamed “risk! tokenomics! what if it gets hacked?!”
🛡 Egorov replied: “Relax, we’ve had 6 audits and a panic button. We’re good.”
🚀 Plan: three Bitcoin pools, no impermanent loss (at least that’s the sales pitch).
😁So yeah… Curve is basically YOLO’ing its own credit line into its founder’s project. What could possibly go wrong?
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🦄 RedotPay just leveled up to unicorn
💳 $47M fresh funding dropped in from Coinbase Ventures + friends.
🌍 Already 5M users and $10B volume – that’s a lot of coffee bought with stables.
📈 CEO flex: “This proves we’re legit.”
🎯 Next target? Global takeover of payouts and wallets.
Basically, they printed a unicorn out of USDC.
💳 $47M fresh funding dropped in from Coinbase Ventures + friends.
🌍 Already 5M users and $10B volume – that’s a lot of coffee bought with stables.
📈 CEO flex: “This proves we’re legit.”
🎯 Next target? Global takeover of payouts and wallets.
Basically, they printed a unicorn out of USDC.
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🔥 BNB went to $1,083, then tripped on its own hype
ATH: $1,083 🚀
Now: chilling under $1K at $991 😬
Trading volumes: down bad, -17% spot, -24% futures 📉
Analyst vibes: “Still bullish long-term, but yeah, maybe cool it with the FOMO.”
So BNB basically pulled the classic crypto move: moon, flex, dump, repeat.
ATH: $1,083 🚀
Now: chilling under $1K at $991 😬
Trading volumes: down bad, -17% spot, -24% futures 📉
Analyst vibes: “Still bullish long-term, but yeah, maybe cool it with the FOMO.”
So BNB basically pulled the classic crypto move: moon, flex, dump, repeat.
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🗣 “Hey Nansen AI, make me rich.”
Nansen just launched an AI sidekick that:
Reads wallets like gossip magazines 📰
Explains your portfolio losses nicely 💔
Will soon trade for you 🤯
Justin Sun already simping: “AI agents are the future of trading.”
Well, yeah, ChatGPT but it also judges your degen wallet history.
Nansen just launched an AI sidekick that:
Reads wallets like gossip magazines 📰
Explains your portfolio losses nicely 💔
Will soon trade for you 🤯
Justin Sun already simping: “AI agents are the future of trading.”
Well, yeah, ChatGPT but it also judges your degen wallet history.
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🧨Vitalik just dropped Fusaka: Ethereum’s “Turbo Mode”
Launch: Dec 3 🎯
Tech: PeerDAS = validators don’t read the whole book, just random pages 📖
Effect: Ethereum gets swole, gas fees go on a diet 💪
Right now:
2M ETH waiting to exit = 43-day queue ⏳
Revenue down 44% = ETH broke but ambitious 🪙
💁🏼♂️Vitalik basically said: “Don’t worry about L2 chaos. Mainnet about to flex with math magic.”
⚡️ETH is like Google — runs boring but profitable stuff in the background, while Fusaka makes it lightning fast.
Launch: Dec 3 🎯
Tech: PeerDAS = validators don’t read the whole book, just random pages 📖
Effect: Ethereum gets swole, gas fees go on a diet 💪
Right now:
2M ETH waiting to exit = 43-day queue ⏳
Revenue down 44% = ETH broke but ambitious 🪙
💁🏼♂️Vitalik basically said: “Don’t worry about L2 chaos. Mainnet about to flex with math magic.”
⚡️ETH is like Google — runs boring but profitable stuff in the background, while Fusaka makes it lightning fast.
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USDC Wants a “Refund Button” 🔄
Circle’s like: “What if stablecoins worked like credit cards?” 💳
Fraud? Refund.
Wrong address? Refund.
Bad NFT? Maybe refund 👀
Heath Tarbert admits: instant + irreversible ≠ perfect combo. So Circle might add a “counter-payment” layer to make TradFi comfy.
Crypto purists: “This isn’t blockchain anymore.”
Institutions: “Shut up and take my compliance.”
Circle’s like: “What if stablecoins worked like credit cards?” 💳
Fraud? Refund.
Wrong address? Refund.
Bad NFT? Maybe refund 👀
Heath Tarbert admits: instant + irreversible ≠ perfect combo. So Circle might add a “counter-payment” layer to make TradFi comfy.
Crypto purists: “This isn’t blockchain anymore.”
Institutions: “Shut up and take my compliance.”
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📅 October = ETF Season
The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) is set to decide on 16 crypto exchange-traded fund (ETF) applications in October, making it a pivotal month for the industry.
🐕 DOGE Day, SOL Sunday, XRP Wednesday… feels like Wall Street is playing bingo with altcoins.
📅 The marathon starts with the Litecoin ETF on Oct 2 and closes with WisdomTree’s XRP ETF on Oct 24.
💡 Analysts whisper about an incoming altcoin rally, but CT just wants to know which coin will moon first.
🤣 Meanwhile, Fidelity and BlackRock are sitting this round out like “we’ll come to the party later.”
🔍 Stay tuned - October might turn into the weirdest crypto calendar ever.
The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) is set to decide on 16 crypto exchange-traded fund (ETF) applications in October, making it a pivotal month for the industry.
🐕 DOGE Day, SOL Sunday, XRP Wednesday… feels like Wall Street is playing bingo with altcoins.
📅 The marathon starts with the Litecoin ETF on Oct 2 and closes with WisdomTree’s XRP ETF on Oct 24.
💡 Analysts whisper about an incoming altcoin rally, but CT just wants to know which coin will moon first.
🤣 Meanwhile, Fidelity and BlackRock are sitting this round out like “we’ll come to the party later.”
🔍 Stay tuned - October might turn into the weirdest crypto calendar ever.
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TZUP: Buyback, Bitcoin, and a Dash of Doge 🐶📈
Thumzup’s like:
Spent $1M buying itself ✔️
Launching $10M more ✔️
HODLing 19 BTC & 7.5M DOGE ✔️
Maybe buying a Dogecoin mining farm ✔️
Oh, and Trump Jr. has 350K shares 😂
Stock went +5.7% because apparently, the market loves companies that pay themselves while stacking DOGE.
Some say it’s “strategy.” Others say it’s “stonks cosplay.” Either way: Web3 advertising has never looked more meme-ready.
Thumzup’s like:
Spent $1M buying itself ✔️
Launching $10M more ✔️
HODLing 19 BTC & 7.5M DOGE ✔️
Maybe buying a Dogecoin mining farm ✔️
Oh, and Trump Jr. has 350K shares 😂
Stock went +5.7% because apparently, the market loves companies that pay themselves while stacking DOGE.
Some say it’s “strategy.” Others say it’s “stonks cosplay.” Either way: Web3 advertising has never looked more meme-ready.
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👘➡️🪙 From Kimonos to Bitcoin
A 164-year-old Japanese textile giant, Marusho Hotta, is officially rebranding as Bitcoin Japan Corporation.
💼 After Bakkt bought a controlling stake, the firm decided to turn its falling kimono business into a Bitcoin treasury empire.
⚡️ New CEO from Bakkt is already in place, and the company plans to stockpile BTC while exploring new fintech ventures.
🤣 Imagine telling samurai in 1861: “One day your kimono maker will hoard magic internet money.”
🔍 Another sign that Bitcoin adoption is spreading into even the oldest industries.
A 164-year-old Japanese textile giant, Marusho Hotta, is officially rebranding as Bitcoin Japan Corporation.
💼 After Bakkt bought a controlling stake, the firm decided to turn its falling kimono business into a Bitcoin treasury empire.
⚡️ New CEO from Bakkt is already in place, and the company plans to stockpile BTC while exploring new fintech ventures.
🤣 Imagine telling samurai in 1861: “One day your kimono maker will hoard magic internet money.”
🔍 Another sign that Bitcoin adoption is spreading into even the oldest industries.
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🐱 Hypurr NFT Airdrop Turns Into a Fortune
🎁 Early Hyperliquid users hit the jackpot after the Hypurr NFT drop — free cartoon cat avatars are now worth $68K each on average.
💎 One rare Hypurr with “Knight Ghost Armor” sold for a staggering $467K on Sunday.
📈 In just 24 hours, trading volume exploded past $44M across 4,600 NFTs.
😂 CT can’t stop laughing: free cats are suddenly worth more than annual salaries.
🔍 A reminder that early adoption in crypto can lead to life-changing rewards. DYOR.
🎁 Early Hyperliquid users hit the jackpot after the Hypurr NFT drop — free cartoon cat avatars are now worth $68K each on average.
💎 One rare Hypurr with “Knight Ghost Armor” sold for a staggering $467K on Sunday.
📈 In just 24 hours, trading volume exploded past $44M across 4,600 NFTs.
😂 CT can’t stop laughing: free cats are suddenly worth more than annual salaries.
🔍 A reminder that early adoption in crypto can lead to life-changing rewards. DYOR.
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🤝 Pakistan x USA: Crypto Diplomacy Edition
🇵🇰 Pakistan’s “Minister of State for Crypto” met Trump’s crypto advisor at the White House to talk blockchain collabs.
💬 Quote of the day: “A remarkable day for Pakistan in Washington.”
🤣 Translation: two dudes with MetaMask wallets discussing world domination through altcoins.
🌍 Saqib also hinted at a possible UN Crypto Resolution. Imagine diplomats arguing over gas fees at the General Assembly.
🔍 CT reaction: “wen joint US-Pak meme coin launch?”
🇵🇰 Pakistan’s “Minister of State for Crypto” met Trump’s crypto advisor at the White House to talk blockchain collabs.
💬 Quote of the day: “A remarkable day for Pakistan in Washington.”
🤣 Translation: two dudes with MetaMask wallets discussing world domination through altcoins.
🌍 Saqib also hinted at a possible UN Crypto Resolution. Imagine diplomats arguing over gas fees at the General Assembly.
🔍 CT reaction: “wen joint US-Pak meme coin launch?”
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🤰🏼Crypto Mom Wants To Talk Tokenization
📢 SEC Commissioner Hester Peirce, aka Crypto Mom, told the Digital Assets Summit that tokenization could reshape finance by boosting liquidity, efficiency, and cost savings.
⚖️ Of course, she added the classic line: “compliance first.”
🤣 Translation: You can tokenize Wall Street, just don’t forget to fill out 700 forms.
🌍 Global tokenized assets are already worth $31B, with McKinsey predicting growth to $2T by 2030.
🔍 CT reaction: “Cool, but wen ETF for tokenized memes?”
📢 SEC Commissioner Hester Peirce, aka Crypto Mom, told the Digital Assets Summit that tokenization could reshape finance by boosting liquidity, efficiency, and cost savings.
⚖️ Of course, she added the classic line: “compliance first.”
🤣 Translation: You can tokenize Wall Street, just don’t forget to fill out 700 forms.
🌍 Global tokenized assets are already worth $31B, with McKinsey predicting growth to $2T by 2030.
🔍 CT reaction: “Cool, but wen ETF for tokenized memes?”
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🐂 Bullish goes U.S. - now officially BitLicensed! 🇺🇸
Crypto exchange Bullish just made a big splash - launching in 20 U.S. states including New York, California, and Florida 🌴 after securing a BitLicense from NY regulators 🏛.
First day? They kicked off spot trading for institutional clients BitGo and Nonco 💼💰.
Zero maker fees ✅, deep liquidity 🐋, and a bold bet on institutional adoption.
Even with all that hype, Bullish shares dipped 4.4% 📉 - but still up 60% since August.
Slow and steady... like a bull in stealth mode 🐂💨.
Crypto exchange Bullish just made a big splash - launching in 20 U.S. states including New York, California, and Florida 🌴 after securing a BitLicense from NY regulators 🏛.
First day? They kicked off spot trading for institutional clients BitGo and Nonco 💼💰.
Zero maker fees ✅, deep liquidity 🐋, and a bold bet on institutional adoption.
Even with all that hype, Bullish shares dipped 4.4% 📉 - but still up 60% since August.
Slow and steady... like a bull in stealth mode 🐂💨.
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Thailand set to expand crypto ETFs beyond Bitcoin 🌏💰
Thailand’s SEC is gearing up to roll out new crypto ETFs covering a basket of digital assets, not just Bitcoin.
The move aims to position Thailand as a regional crypto hub, with regulators drafting rules expected to take effect early next year 🗓.
Local mutual funds and institutional investors will likely lead the charge, giving locals domestic exposure without relying on overseas products 🌐.
The SEC’s chief, Pornanong Budsaratragoon, confirmed plans to expand the range of crypto assets included in the ETFs.
If successful, Thailand could become one of Asia’s most open ETF markets for digital assets 🚀
Thailand’s SEC is gearing up to roll out new crypto ETFs covering a basket of digital assets, not just Bitcoin.
The move aims to position Thailand as a regional crypto hub, with regulators drafting rules expected to take effect early next year 🗓.
Local mutual funds and institutional investors will likely lead the charge, giving locals domestic exposure without relying on overseas products 🌐.
The SEC’s chief, Pornanong Budsaratragoon, confirmed plans to expand the range of crypto assets included in the ETFs.
If successful, Thailand could become one of Asia’s most open ETF markets for digital assets 🚀
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🧠💰 “Solana Company” doubles down on SOL - now holds $525M worth 🚀
Formerly Helius Medical Technologies, the newly renamed Solana Company now holds 2.2 million SOL - worth over $525 million 💎
At current prices around $235.60, that makes it one of the largest corporate Solana holders ever.
The firm plans to use its remaining $15M cash to buy even more SOL, mirroring MicroStrategy’s Bitcoin playbook.
They’re also staking tokens to support the network and earn yield 🔥
Looks like “Saylorification” is spreading… but this time, it’s Solana’s turn 😏⚡️
Formerly Helius Medical Technologies, the newly renamed Solana Company now holds 2.2 million SOL - worth over $525 million 💎
At current prices around $235.60, that makes it one of the largest corporate Solana holders ever.
The firm plans to use its remaining $15M cash to buy even more SOL, mirroring MicroStrategy’s Bitcoin playbook.
They’re also staking tokens to support the network and earn yield 🔥
Looks like “Saylorification” is spreading… but this time, it’s Solana’s turn 😏⚡️
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