When I die, if you want to come to my funeral, I don't give a damn if you wear shorts and flip flops.

#1 - I won't know.

#2 - Funerals are boring - you might as well be comfortable.

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This is how you handle the lying Left every time.

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Good night to everyone.

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Good morning to all my fellow insomniacs, late night owls, and early risers.

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They really don’t like pranks in the Philippines.

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What a POS.

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Based.

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"No one is above the law."🤔

Check that out. Unreal.

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This is incredible.

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Imagine having to spend five minutes with this Karen? Ugh.

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She’s actually better at being an astronaut.

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Why would Adam Schiff need a pre-pardon?

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Every time Sniffy the Clown opens his mouth, I hate him more.

NOT. ANOTHER. PENNY.

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What has Corey Booker ever done to help American citizens?

(Cricket sounds)

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Infuriating.

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“Tampon Tim and satanism go together like peas and carrots.”

- Forrest Gump.

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Trump's new White House flagpole!
🇺🇸 🔥🔥🔥

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Duh - they're all fake AF.

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Pathetic.

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