Alan Turing walks into a bar. He sits on a barstool and scribbles a symbol on a coaster. Then he moves to another stool and scribbles another symbol, again and again. After half an hour the bartender asks him: "When are you stopping?"
#turingtuesday
#turingtuesday
How are you supposed to speak about your ass when "my ass" means "me"? "My ass's ass"?
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Forwarded from Global Polls (Lily Jane 🕊️)
Should citizens have the right to vote for empty parliamentary seats (in the form of a none of the above option)?
Anonymous Poll
55%
Yes
20%
No
4%
Other
22%
Abstain/Results
Forwarded from Newlambic secrets 🤫💦
Forwarded from Newlambic secrets 🤫💦
Forwarded from Newlambic secrets 🤫💦
would you rather
Anonymous Poll
11%
be Shakira
24%
be a sewer squirrel
13%
be a sewer Shakira
52%
be a Shakira squirrel
How comes Kate Bush has never seen a hill, given that Windows xp has one as the default wallpaper?
Anonymous Poll
26%
Photos don't count
32%
She was using a different OS
42%
Her PC had an OEM branded default wallpaper
Forwarded from Koi's Memetastic Galaxy :3 🚀
How to start a meme channel:
Step 1: Put your name in it.
Step 2: Just add ":3" in the title as well.
Step 3: Full send.
Step 1: Put your name in it.
Step 2: Just add ":3" in the title as well.
Step 3: Full send.
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Channel name was changed to «The Boot's Trap :3 - Collarbone _.._ Gang»
Forwarded from lgbt sandwich
what form of breakfast bread thing are you?
Anonymous Poll
11%
biscuit
17%
toast
15%
pancake
14%
waffle
18%
french toast
13%
croissant
12%
bagel