Anniversary Joke
A boy called an FM radio station,
Boy: hello, I found a lost bag with GHS 98,000 , an ID card and master card belonging to one Mr Clement James, resident at Kumasi and wrks at Kumasi City mall
Presenter: you re such a honest boy so, I believe u want to return d bag?
Boy: No oooo, I dey craze? for this same Ghana? I just want to dedicate a song to the owner.....pls play me,🎼 forgetti by shatta wale👓
😂😂😂
A boy called an FM radio station,
Boy: hello, I found a lost bag with GHS 98,000 , an ID card and master card belonging to one Mr Clement James, resident at Kumasi and wrks at Kumasi City mall
Presenter: you re such a honest boy so, I believe u want to return d bag?
Boy: No oooo, I dey craze? for this same Ghana? I just want to dedicate a song to the owner.....pls play me,🎼 forgetti by shatta wale👓
😂😂😂
While I was eating Chips and enjoying my ribs at KFC in town, a man entered the joint with a brief case. I guess he was a big politician because his dressing and pot belly portrays it.
He walked and sat down as everybody looked at him. Suddenly a woman came to him and started crying.
The woman knelt down and told him that her children died of hunger since her
husband passed away two years ago. This man opened the brief case and gave this woman GHC10,000. The woman jumped up and left the scene in happiness.
I was still watching when another man started crying and came to him. He knelt down and begged him that he needed money to establish a business. This man brought out a 10 million cheque and gave this man. This time, I started murmuring and practicing on the lie I will blow to have my own national cake.
I started crying and came to the man. Immediately I knelt down, I heard "cut!! Cut!! Cut!!".
I turned and saw the Director of the movie. He laughed and said " Hey Man , we are shooting a movie here! Get lost"
Hahahahahah I froze with shame I nearly killed myself.
This Economy will kill a person 😂😂😂😂
He walked and sat down as everybody looked at him. Suddenly a woman came to him and started crying.
The woman knelt down and told him that her children died of hunger since her
husband passed away two years ago. This man opened the brief case and gave this woman GHC10,000. The woman jumped up and left the scene in happiness.
I was still watching when another man started crying and came to him. He knelt down and begged him that he needed money to establish a business. This man brought out a 10 million cheque and gave this man. This time, I started murmuring and practicing on the lie I will blow to have my own national cake.
I started crying and came to the man. Immediately I knelt down, I heard "cut!! Cut!! Cut!!".
I turned and saw the Director of the movie. He laughed and said " Hey Man , we are shooting a movie here! Get lost"
Hahahahahah I froze with shame I nearly killed myself.
This Economy will kill a person 😂😂😂😂
Forwarded from Deleted Account
🌾 SELECTED TOPICS FOR WASSCE 2018
INTEGRATED SCIENCE
✍Ecosystem
✍Respiratory system
✍Cell and Cell Division
✍Variation, Inheritance and Evolution
✍Nitrogen Cycle
✍Hydrological Cycle
✍Force and Motion
✍Magnetization
✍Electronics
AGRICULTURE SCIENCE
✍Nitrogen Cycle
✍Crop Production
✍Ruminant and Non Ruminant Production
✍Soil Conversation
BIOLOGY
✍Food and Nutrition
✍Photosynthesis
✍Circulatory System
✍Infections and Diseases
✍Excretory System
✍Skeletal System
CHEMISTRY
✍Acids, Bases and Salts
✍Organic Chemistry
✍Nuclear Energy
✍Matter
PHYSICS
✍Light energy
✍Electronics
✍Tectonic Movement
✍Sound Energy
✍Work and Machine
MATHEMATICS(ELECT)
✍Integration
✍Vectors and Mechanics
✍Trigonometric Function
✍Sequences and Series
✍Matrices
✍Dynamics
✍Statistics
✍Parabola
✍Indices and Logarithmic Function
MATHEMATICS(CORE)
✍Bearing and Vectors in a Plane
✍Sets and Operations
✍Statistics I,II
✍Ratio and Rates
✍Modular Arithmetic
✍Trigonometry I,II
✍Mensuration I,II
✍Quadratic Function and Equations
ECONOMICS
✍Demand Analysis
✍Production
✍Supply Analysis
✍Market Structure
✍Distributive Trade
✍Population
✍International Trade
✍Industrilization
GEOGRAPHY
✍The Planetary System
✍Element of Weather and Climate
✍Vegetation
✍Settlement
✍The Hydrosphere
✍Statistical Maps and Diagram
✍Element of Map Interpretation and Map Use
SOCIAL STUDIES
✍Citizenship
✍Governance
✍Nationality
✍Socio-economic Status
✍Immigration Policy
✍Globalization
✍Religion
I hope you're preparing towards the wassce.
To your notice the trial questions are Free but the real wassce questions will attract some amount of money which will be 100ghc for one paper. Payment must be made before paper. Both questions and answers will be delivered to those who made their payments two days before the examination.
Begging for the questions by those who have not made payments will not be tolerated.
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INTEGRATED SCIENCE
✍Ecosystem
✍Respiratory system
✍Cell and Cell Division
✍Variation, Inheritance and Evolution
✍Nitrogen Cycle
✍Hydrological Cycle
✍Force and Motion
✍Magnetization
✍Electronics
AGRICULTURE SCIENCE
✍Nitrogen Cycle
✍Crop Production
✍Ruminant and Non Ruminant Production
✍Soil Conversation
BIOLOGY
✍Food and Nutrition
✍Photosynthesis
✍Circulatory System
✍Infections and Diseases
✍Excretory System
✍Skeletal System
CHEMISTRY
✍Acids, Bases and Salts
✍Organic Chemistry
✍Nuclear Energy
✍Matter
PHYSICS
✍Light energy
✍Electronics
✍Tectonic Movement
✍Sound Energy
✍Work and Machine
MATHEMATICS(ELECT)
✍Integration
✍Vectors and Mechanics
✍Trigonometric Function
✍Sequences and Series
✍Matrices
✍Dynamics
✍Statistics
✍Parabola
✍Indices and Logarithmic Function
MATHEMATICS(CORE)
✍Bearing and Vectors in a Plane
✍Sets and Operations
✍Statistics I,II
✍Ratio and Rates
✍Modular Arithmetic
✍Trigonometry I,II
✍Mensuration I,II
✍Quadratic Function and Equations
ECONOMICS
✍Demand Analysis
✍Production
✍Supply Analysis
✍Market Structure
✍Distributive Trade
✍Population
✍International Trade
✍Industrilization
GEOGRAPHY
✍The Planetary System
✍Element of Weather and Climate
✍Vegetation
✍Settlement
✍The Hydrosphere
✍Statistical Maps and Diagram
✍Element of Map Interpretation and Map Use
SOCIAL STUDIES
✍Citizenship
✍Governance
✍Nationality
✍Socio-economic Status
✍Immigration Policy
✍Globalization
✍Religion
I hope you're preparing towards the wassce.
To your notice the trial questions are Free but the real wassce questions will attract some amount of money which will be 100ghc for one paper. Payment must be made before paper. Both questions and answers will be delivered to those who made their payments two days before the examination.
Begging for the questions by those who have not made payments will not be tolerated.
To know more on the wassce question call Mr Mike now on 0549434706.
Forwarded from Curiosity Tea ☕️
778. Why do you get Boogers in your Eyes?
Rheum is made up of mucus, skin cells, oils and dust. The rheum that comes from the eyes and forms eye boogers is called gound, which you may know as eye sand, eye gunk, sleep dust, sleep sand, sleep in your eyes. When you're awake, gound doesn't cause any problems.
Your eyes produce mucus throughout the day, but a continuous thin film of tears bathes your eyes when you blink, flushing out the rheum before it hardens in your eyes.
When you're asleep and not blinking, eye discharge collects and crusts in the corners of your eyes and sometimes along the lash line, hence the term "sleep in your eyes."
Rheum is made up of mucus, skin cells, oils and dust. The rheum that comes from the eyes and forms eye boogers is called gound, which you may know as eye sand, eye gunk, sleep dust, sleep sand, sleep in your eyes. When you're awake, gound doesn't cause any problems.
Your eyes produce mucus throughout the day, but a continuous thin film of tears bathes your eyes when you blink, flushing out the rheum before it hardens in your eyes.
When you're asleep and not blinking, eye discharge collects and crusts in the corners of your eyes and sometimes along the lash line, hence the term "sleep in your eyes."
Humans feel safe when they are in places that are not complex, which is why the beach is so relaxing—we can see for miles in any direction.
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