girls be like "In my bag there's lip gloss, stomach pills, cough drops, a kinder figurine, keys, pepper spray just in case a man attacks me and tries to kill me, caramel sweets from mum, my passport..."

I'm going on a date tonight or as strange people would say I'm going to watch a film with my favourite actor in the lead role.

there's a void within me that only vanilla coca-cola and a finely crafted sword can fill.

I mean, you're rather charming and all, but I have a preference for vampires – deathly pale, centuries old, with a grand mansion, an extensive library, a vast fortune and an insatiable thirst for the blood of anyone who so much as gives me a rude glance.

I'm grateful for nostalgia because this feeling allows me to realise that I'm living a life full of events I long to revisit, rather than merely existing.

therapy is expensive but finding solace in a charismatic morally grey character is free.

they hate you when you serve "I fucking hate them all, I hope they die in agony, miserable bastards, FUCK FUCKING FUCK" + "the Lord taught us to forgive" duo

I love being a fandom girl and weaving little references to my favourite works into everyday life: naming my social media accounts after a quote from a beloved series or song, using a frame of a character who brings me comfort as my profile picture, posters on my walls, makeup and manicures inspired by the aesthetic of the latest book I've read or show I've watched.

don't make me get a real job – being a brunette with light eyes is already quite the achievement.

born to be a sleeping beauty
forced to be a fucking mess