garnet gospel
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chronically online female version of kayl maclachlan постит о поп-культуре 🚬

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my gender? I am the reincarnation of a witch, condemned and burnt by the Inquisition, returned from the ashes to exact my vengeance.
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a stretched oversized t-shirt with a silly print is a modern interpretation of the female villain's outfit from fairy tales.
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my favourite music genre? the one that suits a cult when performing a sacrifice to the gods.
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my favourite podcast is the endless stream of thoughts in my head when I can't sleep. I'm an amusing host but seem to be a bit depressed or smth.
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when rizz isn't working so I have to pull this move:
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so what if she had reduced him to tears on several occasions, manipulated him, threatened him with a gun, and then told him it was all his fault? god hadn’t forbidden women from having hobbies, after all.
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"a woman needs a man." close enough!
I need a personal castle somewhere in romania and a two-storey library, but as for a man, I can somehow manage to live without him.
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maybe I'm overly emotional and hysterical but you don't feel anything and that's worse.
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you're either completely mentally stable or you recognise these places – there's no in-between
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I'm funny, smart, pretty and loved by women.
isn't that enough to get a high-paying job?
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dostoevsky this, camus that. but I don't remember either of them releasing an album called "ultraviolence", whereas lana del rey did.
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girls be like "In my bag there's lip gloss, stomach pills, cough drops, a kinder figurine, keys, pepper spray just in case a man attacks me and tries to kill me, caramel sweets from mum, my passport..."
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👩 canon events in a woman's life:

buying some trinket with her last money after a meltdown & sniffing scented candles but never lighting them & keeping plush toys from childhood & staring intently at herself in the mirror for hours
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💌 anya's wedding is my roman empire
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