I hope our names are touching on the ICE doxxed agents list at https://wiki.icelist.is

How to avoid crying when chopping onions

1) Have a sharp knife (unless you're Italian)
2) Wet your knife, cutting board and cheeks to bind
3) Cut under the vent, or with a fan pointing sideways
OR
4) Keep blowing on the onions while you're cutting or near the board to blow the sulfuric acid droplets away from your face

People will say this is a bug, but when everybody around you is on ketamine, that's how a conversation is like.

Engineers probably listened to this and were like: "Nailed it!"

Finally, workplace organizing

Every generation ends up fetishizing German soldiers in a way or another.

Boomers had gay nazis in leather and boots.
Then came the East Germany clean-shaven homochad marching in a green uniform.
I'm telling you, this round of Bundeswehr recruits are all softy fluffy subs with mommy issues. Gen-Alpha will grow up with AI-generated German soldiers wearing stockings under the uniform and blushing if you call them "Good boy". Trust me.

The last frost is the most painful for buds and birds alike. Yet, the spring inevitably follows winter.

Stop waiting for the sun, worshipping ashes in front of a dying hearth.

Wear a coat, grab a drum and join us in the dark forest. Around the bonfire, we will conjure summer in.

Blood chants of liberation and peace.

Bring the good news to East and West: victory is inevitable.

Rare aesthetics: Indian tech workers union join national protest. Bonus content: Bella Ciao whistled in Turkish

The name of any TWC member missing from the Epstein files raises more suspicions than it dispels.